Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit
’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the...
“Christmas Icon” Helps Toyota to Beat out Chevy for #2 Truck Spot
It’s a tale as old as time. No…we’re not talking about ‘Beauty and the Beast’, you strung-out Disney+ junkie; we’re talking about the battle...
Former Nissan CEO Gets the Dickens Scared Out of Him
For those of you douche bags looking to recreate those absurd holiday commercials where couples inexplicably surprise one another on Christmas morning with a...
Exposed: The War on Diesel
Hypothetical situation: there are three things you can go in pursuit of, but you must only choose two. So if given the choice of...
Chevy Accuses RAM of Collusion
Moscow, Russia - As part of a public address held earlier this month, Russian President Vladimir Putin was present to address certain accusations that...
Does Truck Dependency Qualify as an ‘Addiction’?
A habit is defined as a routine of behavior that is repeated regularly and tends to occur subconsciously. As a result, we create a...
Lin-Manuel Writing New Hip-Hop Musical Based on GM CEO
NEW YORK CITY - Fresh off his hit Broadway smash hit “Hamilton” and starring appearance in “Mary Poppins,” Lin-Manuel Miranda is once again planning...
Electrification of F-Series Sparks Unexpected Debate
After decades of discussion, debates and live auto news coverage regarding the energy crisis, the majority of automakers seem to be neck-in-neck with one...
Ocasio-Cortez: If No-One Works, We Can Eliminate Trucks!
Washington DC - Every once in a while, an individual in the public eye casts such a noticeable and continual shadow that it becomes...
Truckmakers Unite in Support of ‘American Gladiator’ Revival
For prospective truck-buyers looking for a means of comparing one particular model against another, there are countless online resources worth looking into. Whether you’re...
GMC Misfires with #Woke Campaign. Ford Prospers.
If you’re in the market for a new truck and are comparing the 2019 Ford F-150 vs 2019 GMC Sierra, your decision might have...
Girl Named Sierra’ Chosen as New GMC Spokesperson
Whether you’re a loyal GMC customer interested in a heavy-duty 2019 GMC Sierra 3500, or even a base 1500, you might have noticed the...
GM Attacks FCA for “Disrespecting Family Values”
Detroit, MI - Regardless of the industry you work in, we’re all familiar with the kind of raucous debauchery that can take place at...
It’s a Ford! It’s a Chevy! It’s…Gisele Bündchen?
If you’re comparing the 2019 Ford F-150 vs 2019 Chevy Silverado, it’s important to recognize that you have plenty of anti-automaker propaganda to sift...
Instagram Influencer Questioned Under Suspicion of Child Endangerment
(Editorial Note: as restricted by a court order issued at the time of arraignment, THE LEMON will not be revealing the true identities of...
Because When You Really Think About It, EVERYTHING in Albany is “Used”
According to a new study, when searching for used trucks in Albany, NY drivers might have the highest probability of success, out of anyone...
When “DODGE the Father, RAM the Daughter” Goes Horribly Wrong
Sacramento, CA - If you’re spending any amount of time or resources shopping trucks for sale, several automakers including (but not limited to) Ford,...
“(She Loves) My Tiny Penis” Hits No. 1 on Country Charts!
Nashville, TN - Country Music is a funny thing. On the one hand, you have some of the finest songwriting and musicianship in history,...
Chevy Trucks Become “Official Truck of Waste Water Treatment”
Winthrop, MA - We’re not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it’s a running joke among Waste Water Treatment...
Food Truck Community Rejects “Phallus-Obsessed” Culinarian
Ah, Food Trucks…the last vestiges of hope for NYC chefs-lacking-startup-capital, and for brewery-visiting-day-drinkers craving gyros in Albuquerque, NM. With little more than an online...
