Puerto Rican Governor Resigns. But What About that Truck?
If you’re searching used cars for sale in San Juan, Puerto Rico - and are interested in a fully-loaded lightly-used bulletproof Chevy Suburban - well, it looks like you’ve missed your chance.
With the word ‘embattled’ being thrown around at almost unprecedented levels, the public outcry against 2nd-generation Puerto Rican Governor Ricardo Rosselló compelled the corrupt and clearly unqualified elected...
Texas: No Country for Ol’ Chevys
When at a Chevy dealership in Dallas, truck buyers must feel a little bit out of place. Each fall, automotive journalists and manufacturer representatives alike meet up for a two-day event hosted by the Texas Auto Writers Association, assessing the industry's most popular cars, trucks, crossovers, and SUVS - at least in the eyes of Texans. And in the...
Toyota to Revive the Matrix with Keanu Reeves
It was 2014 when Toyota announced that they would be discontinuing the Matrix, after more than a decade. Since then, Toyota has provided no indication that they plan to resurrect the lame-ass hatchback…but then again, no-one has really been asking for them to do so.
Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you...
Teen Health Warning: Vaping Can Lead to Buying a KIA
Baltimore MD - In our experience, live auto news reports are crossing over to influence other industries more than ever. While cross-marketing synergies (which often make sense) are most often to blame, every once in a while there’s an overlap that we never saw coming, in an industry we wouldn’t have expected, which throws us for a loop. A...
Woman Takes Selfie with Jeep, Ruins Life
Los Angeles, CA - A woman’s recent decision to take a selfie with her new purchase may have solved the month-long debate of the 2019 Ford Edge vs 2019 Jeep Cherokee. How so? Well, as you’re about to learn, only morons opt for Jeeps.
Kaitlyn McGovern recently went grocery shopping on a June afternoon. On the way home, Kaitlyn decided...
Magician Buys Ford Escape for Act, Is Very Disappointed
Imagine spending $50,000 and realizing that your recent purchase doesn’t satisfy your (very) specific needs. That’s what happened recently to a Las Vegas entertainer after he spent a pretty penny on a new Ford for sale.
Ron McIntyre of the little-known and struggling act “Magic with Mac” saw an ad for a brand-new Ford Escape. While the magician understood that...
BMW to Upcharge for Apple CarPlay
In this business, live auto news headlines can present themselves in a wide variety of forms. Most are focused on a particular model, consisting of development updates, reviews, or providing a breakdown of performance attributes or specs. Others offer valuable insights, based around an individual automaker or of the industry as a whole. But every once in awhile, a story...
Man Buys Mercedes to Win Back Wife, Loses Family
Last week, a recently-divorced man purchased a used Mercedes-Benz in an attempt to win back his wife. Now, the individual is regretting not opting for a used Cadillac, as he’s also at risk of losing the rest of his family.
Randall Cunningham and his wife, Petunia, knew their marriage had been in trouble once their three kids had finally moved...
FaceApp to Introduce New Automotive App
If you’re anything like us, over the last week your Facebook newsfeed has begun to look like a ‘Who’s Who’ of local nursing homes with your friends, family, and acquaintances using FaceApp to transform themselves into aged versions of themselves. Also, if you’re anything like us, it had gotten pretty damn annoying after about an hour. And while FaceApp...
Price Is Right Contestant Wins Chevy Colorado, Doesn’t Want It
Los Angeles, California - Nancy Girginis, COME ON DOWN… to a dealership that sells used Ford trucks in Indianapolis.
An Indiana woman recently appeared on an episode of The Price is Right that has gone viral among the elderly community. Girginis, a mother of three, won a brand-new Chevy Colorado during the television show’s final showcase. However, upon her assumed...
American Youth to Rush Area 51. Is Germany to Blame?
In recent years, everyone seems worried about the Russians. From election hacking to the third season of 'Stranger Things,' we seem to be revisiting the kind of cold war paranoia that hasn't been felt since the earliest days of the 1990s. But what about the Germans? Live auto news headlines have warned us repeatedly about their attacks on the environment,...
Corvette C8 Tainted by Internet Backlash
With July 18th fast-approaching, a faceless worldwide horde of 'Vette enthusiasts find themselves lined up, clamoring for the long-awaited launch of the mid-engine 2020 C8 Corvette. And while some might misinterpret that high-level of anticipation as some sort of immunity from public outcry, it's important that this is 2019, we're Americans, everyone is angry about something, and most are...
Attentive GoT Viewers Spot Even More Errors
For anyone debating the pros and cons of the 2019 Ford Escape vs 2019 Hyundai Tucson, there’s no shortage of resources out there, designed to help influence your decision. Some are unbiased tools intended to assist prospective buyers in reaching a well-informed conclusion. Others are subliminal product placement, achieved by the automakers themselves, through corporate sponsorship. And while the...
James Holzhauer Struggling Following Jeopardy Loss
James Holzhauer took home an incredible $2,462,216 during his 32-game winning streak on Jeopardy. While the professional better was able to pad his bank account during the run, he inadvertently hurt himself financially. His credit has been compromised, with the winner unable to even secure a bad credit car finance in Indianapolis.
In an exclusive interview with The Lemon, Holzhauer...
Controversial Recognition for Quick Lube Employee
Fitchburg MA - There are many of us that (quite literally) ‘steer clear’ of quick lube locations when we’re in need of automotive service. From oil changes to transmission service, winterizing and everything in-between, there are endless horror stories regarding subpar service, unskilled labor, and potentially harmful mistakes having been made.
So with skilled and uncompromising owners preferring to handle their...
Local Urban Legends Team Up for a Cause
There are a few urban legends in Ohio, who have come out to make a statement about their observations. Though they have kept to themselves for quite some time, these legends have banded together to fight for a cause that they believe in. They publicly stated that they feel that people are overlooking the benefits of buy here pay...
Ford Won’t Play ‘Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon’
Everyone loves Kevin Bacon.
Well, most people love Kevin Bacon (our editor really loves Kevin Bacon, but that’s for another time). You kind of get a free pass to reserve some temporary disdain for him if you've seen Sleepers (1996) or Hollow Man (2000) but that's really a testament to his acting chops. At the end of the day, many people...
Sonic Redesign: Chevy’s #GottaFixItFast
Detroit MI - In an internal audit of nationwide inventories for Chevy used cars General Motors unearthed a major issue demanding their immediate attention; an issue that has only been exacerbated by the state of online troll culture. The issue, of course, is slow-moving inventory on less popular models - a burden that’s somewhat to be expected, based on...
Top Fans Commented on Buick (& That’s Not a Good Thing)
While the majority of Google users on Friday, April 26th were distracted by searching the word ‘Thanos’ and harnessing the power of the Infinity Gauntlet to wipe out Avengers: Endgame spoilers, those seeking ‘Buick Dealership Near Me’ found their own hopes turned to dust and scattered to the winds thanks to a new social media marketing trend.
In May of...
The Exact Moment #InAWorldNoTwitter Jumped the Shark
If you’re in the market for a new crossover, researching and comparing models like the 2019 Chevy Trax vs 2019 Kia Soul, we commend you for performing your due diligence prior to making any final decision. There are plenty of reliable resources out there, online and across social media, empowering your choice with both technical specs and consumer insights....
