Major Leak: The 2021 Ford F-150 Revealed!
Brand new specs and images have been leaked for the upcoming 2021 Ford F-150 redesign, and there is a lot to unpack here. It doesn’t matter if you’re a multi-millionaire or someone in need of a bad credit car loan, this thing is a beauty and certainly worth whatever it will cost. Looking at this information and these exciting...
Did Motley Crue, Poison, & Def Leppard Tour Inspire GM to Resurrect the Pontiac Firebird?
It was 2010 when General Motors turned the last page and closed the book on Pontiac, a brand which - at the time - had endured as a mainstay of the automotive marketplace for over eighty years. And while such iconic vehicles as the GTO and Grand Prix might have begun to dim from the general cultural mindset, they’re...
GM Criticized for Referring to Discontinued Models as “Epsteins” (Because They Didn’t Kill Themselves)
It seems fair to say that - in the future, when the definitive history of General Motors is put to record - 2019 may be remembered as one of the most problematic in the automaker’s storied tenure. Between scandals, strikes, and bad press, it seems as though the team at GM just can’t catch a break. That said, they’re...
Disney+ and Toyota Know a Cross-Marketing Opportunity When They See One
Over the last few years, streaming services have all but usurped the home entertainment industry, all while reshaping our cultural mindset.
Netflix paved the way for “Netflix and Chill.” Hulu disrupted the OnDemand Cable TV landscape. AmazonPrime became the modern equivalent of HVC while DC catered to comic-obsessed virgins, and CBS All Access gave you another place to watch remakes...
Is 6ix9ine the New Star Witness for the FCA Investigation?
The last six years of sales numbers reported by Fiat Chrysler Automobile (FCA) have been called into question by the US Justice Department as part of an ongoing investigation. The claim is that the automaker falsified numbers from 2013-2016 to create the illusion of a year-over-years sales streak designed to mislead investors.
But in terms of woes being faced down...
Myth Busted: The TRUE Story Behind Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker Laugh
Is it just us, or is it getting crazier out there? That’s the question I ask of this world where people are forced to choose between lackluster presidential candidates, and prospective car buyers are genuinely debating the merits of the 2020 Ford Escape vs 2020 Chevy Equinox. It’s all a circus. So, it feels fitting that we send in...
Life & Death Matters Arise in Fitchburg and Leominster
Fitchburg, MA - With recent news headlines about President Trump's impeachment inquiry and the recent move to take troops out of Syria, for reasons not known to us here at The Lemon, the once-booming factory city of Fitchburg, Massachusetts, has fallen out of major headlines. What once started out as a simple debate over the 2019 Ford Fusion vs...
Cincinnati Car Dealers Caught in the Crossfire of Social Media Trending
Cincinnati OH - In 2017, the state of Ohio had the second-highest rate of opioid-related deaths in the U.S., with 39.2 deaths per 100,000 persons and 4,293 reported deaths in total. And while there’s certainly nothing funny about that, wait… We forgot where we were going with this (man, sincerity is tiring). Oh, that’s right, #hashtags. It’s not unusual for...
Jill Biden Accused of Bullying
If you’re in search of No Credit Car Loans but are having no luck, it might be in your best interest to volunteer for one particular campaign in general…and no, we’re not talking about Bernie Sanders.
With another presidential race upon us, we now find ourselves perpetually exposed to the kind of conflicts, uncertainty, and general ugliness that comes as a result...
Exposed: The War on Diesel
Hypothetical situation: there are three things you can go in pursuit of, but you must only choose two. So if given the choice of bagels, pizza, or diesel trucks for sale - which would you choose? According to recent speculation, you might need to choose fast.
With sustainability resting at the forefront of automotive innovation, it stands to reason that...
Tropical Storm Karen: A Clever Ploy by FCA?
It was way back in the 1950s when the U.S. National Hurricane Center began the practice which would carry over to the World Meteorological Organization: the practice of assigning human names to tropical storms and hurricanes. This replaced the previous practice of assigning numerical names based on latitudinal and longitudinal placement, mostly because it made it easier for the...
Rising Concern That Volvo is Mass-Producing AI Interfaces
This recent week, headlines and (most everyone’s) social media newsfeeds have been overtaken by a polarizing 16-year old Swedish girl who will have either earned your enthusiastic praise, or your scathing criticism. Of course, we’re talking about Greta Thunberg, the controversial and confrontational environmental activist with a love of indicting figures of authority with patronizing declarations of, “How Dare...
Kia and Subaru Fighting Over Presidential Spokesperson
If there’s one thing no-one wants in a presidential race, it’s a shit-show of undesirables to choose from. The same could be said for buying a new crossover. In the Venn diagram of quick-to-settle individuals who are genuinely enthused by the current candidates and vehicle options available to them, the overlap might be described as left-leaning voters who are...
Worst Name Ideas for ‘Baby Bronco’
While it's inevitable that some poor schmuck with inarguably weak judgment is shopping for used Ford trucks right now, the automaker seems to be developing an entirely new customer base in the crossover segment. And while it was previously referred to (albeit unofficially) as the 'Baby Bronco', Ford has revealed that they have finally decided upon a name for...
Dodge: Helping or Hindering Transgenderism
With the possible exception of Jews (mostly because of that whole 'Bar Mitzvah' thing), many cultures believed that a boy became a man the first time they climbed under the hood of a car, set foot on a Dodge dealership, attended a car show or demolition derby, or participated in a drag race. And sure, those cultures tend to...
The Pumpkin Spice Wrangler is Back (This Time for Real)
It’s been about two years since the world was first tricked into believing that FCA intended to release a limited-edition #PumpkinSpice Wrangler aimed at all the #BasicBitches out there. Here’s a brief excerpt of our original story.
“According to industry insiders, all 1000 pre-orders were filled faster than a white girl can slip into yoga pants and Ugg boots....
Jeff Goldblum is the New Face of GM
General Motors can’t seem to catch a break.
Criticism over layoffs and closures. The Silverado being unseated from the #2 position by the RAM 1500. And, of course, the recent barrage of criticisms being levied at them by the President of the United States, as a result of their ever-diminishing presence in Detroit. And while some would argue that their...
Can’t Stand the Rain? Mazda Has Plans
In a display of arbitrary popularity surge unseen since all of social media decided to collectively canonize Keanu Reeves as some sort of earthbound demigod, Missy' Misdemeanor' Elliott is currently being hoisted up by the masses after receiving MTV's Video Vanguard award last month. Now…you might be confused by the realization that MTV still values music - or even...
This Fall…Disneyland…Bieber v. Cruise
Just when a lull in automotive headlines made it seem like random conversations comparing the 2019 Ford Edge vs 2019 Dodge Journey could end up being the premier automotive headline of the summer, the seeds of a more compelling showdown were being sowed (not that that’s saying much).
On June 9th, Justin Bieber set Twitter (as well as Scientology, the...
Puerto Rican Governor Resigns. But What About that Truck?
If you’re searching used cars for sale in San Juan, Puerto Rico - and are interested in a fully-loaded lightly-used bulletproof Chevy Suburban - well, it looks like you’ve missed your chance.
With the word ‘embattled’ being thrown around at almost unprecedented levels, the public outcry against 2nd-generation Puerto Rican Governor Ricardo Rosselló compelled the corrupt and clearly unqualified elected...
