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Hollywood X

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There is a popular saying that goes, “Oh, if these walls could talk…” the stories they would tell, right? Well, that’s good until the one story about the Great Chicken Dinner gets repeated for the tenth time. In other words, homes are generally boring. The better version of the quote would be, “If these wheels could talk.” Imagine the...

[5] Reasons to Pursue a Used Car

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Are you in the market for a vehicle? Are you searching for said vehicle while operating on a tight budget? Then we’re sure you’ve come across all of the advantages that accompany the pursuit of a used vehicle. These rides are much more affordable than their new counterparts, allowing you to save a whole lot of money at the...

Nintendo’s Newest Game Shows Players What It’s Like to Own a Jeep

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Hey, kids. Have you ever dreamed of owning a Jeep? Well, Nintendo is now making that a reality… sort of. The company announced earlier today that they’ll soon be releasing their brand-new “Jeep Simulator” for their Nintendo Switch. The game was previously tested as a beta version on the Nintendo Wii in the mid-2000s. The video game is expected...

Suit Up

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You may think you know everything there is to know about Hyundai's Santa Fe Sport. This smaller crossover SUV of the popular Santa Fe lineup has a lot going on under the hood and chassis. It's the athlete of the family, capable of going off-road in style using a turbocharged four-cylinder engine and optional all-wheel drive. So yes, you...

BMW X3 Gets Major, Much-Needed Facelift to Survive the Times

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It’s about time the BMW X3 got an update. The third generation X3 has the latest and greatest in design and technology, while the second generation X3 might as well be something out of a Fred Flintstone cartoon. After all, the second generation X3 has been puttering along America’s roads for close to seven years now. That’s ancient in...

Teen Wants to Return Box Truck, Thought It Would Attract Women

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A 16-year-old from Cincinnati is seeking a refund on a recently-purchased box truck… but his qualms with the vehicle aren’t attributed to quality or performance. Rather, the teen is angry that the vehicle isn’t attracting females. Harry “Horn Dog” Douglas requested only one thing from his rich parents for his 16th birthday: a new car. After doing a bit of...

What Aliens Want

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Announcing findings that countless conspiracy theorists have known for years, NASA has recently revealed the most popular truck aliens prefer when abducting human beings. You may think our extraterrestrial cousins would have the same vehicular preferences as their human counterparts. With the Ford F-150 being the most popular truck sold in the US, surely the overabundant presence of this...

Man Finds Dead Body in Used Car, Uses Dead Body for Carpool Lane

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You never know what you’ll come across in a used car. Perhaps you’ll find some change under the front seat, or maybe you’ll find an old pack of cigarettes in the glove box. However, an individual who recently purchased a used car in Albany, New York came across a huge surprise after having purchase a pre-owned vehicle… and he...

Family Mistakes Chevy Cars for Chevy Chase, Hijinks Ensues

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Sorry, Florida Chevy Chase fans. The former movie star won’t be attending a business near you. Recently, a Florida family of 15 sold all of their belongings after reading about a Chevy Chase signing at a nearby business. For only $20,000, they thought they could secure the former SNL star’s autograph and a picture… “thought” being the key word in...

Dodge Introduces Their New Backseat Driver Technology

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Since vehicles first hit the market decades and decades ago, rear passengers haven’t had the best view of the road. Sure, they could look out the side windows, but they never had the privilege of viewing all of their surroundings like their fellow front passenger. This leads to never-ending boredom for these occupants, and this vicariously influences the driver’s...

Fans Angry About Baby Driver’s Subaru WRX’s Oscar Snub

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The Oscar nominations were announced in late January. Naturally, the list omitted several worthy names. However, there was one particular snub that’s irritating pundits from around the country. The Subaru WRX that was featured in the 2017 movie Baby Driver was notably omitted from the list of Best Supporting Actor nominees. The red, 2006 model, which was featured heavily throughout...

Kick Overeating With the Help of a Smart Vehicle Device

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Been hitting the McDonald’s drive-thru one too many times the past few weeks? Does your passenger seat have more crumbs than the floor of your average Dunkin Donuts after a bunch of snot-nosed schoolkids come in for a sugar high? You’re in dire need of an intervention, my friend, and it comes with a smart vehicle device that can be...

Rumored Chevy Models Take Direct Aim at Ford

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Competition among automakers can result in actions that range from ‘overtly direct’ to ‘passive aggressive’. Sometimes the result is direct comparisons between specific makes and models, while situations may consist solely of the proverbial ‘throwing of shade’. Either way, automakers have always engaged in fierce competition for their respective piece of the pie. With Ford’s F-Series reigning as the best-selling...

Kim Kardashian, Others, Give Hybrids a Lift

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Remember the first time you saw a 2017 Chrysler Pacifica driving away from you and wondered, “What is it about that minivan that looks so familiar?” You weren’t imagining things. In fact, you were completely engaged in the process, just as Chrysler intended. Thanks to engineers coming forward with admissions, we know why the Pacifica had a ring of pure...

Mass-Seizure at the Mexican Border ‘Blow’ by ‘Blow’

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This week, the Mexican / American Border Patrol seized dozens of vehicles, attempting to cross from Mexico to the United States. The record-setting seizure of these 127 vehicles was initiated by border patrol dogs, each of which identified the presence of illegal narcotics within the body of the vehicle. The details of the bust were elaborated upon further by Border...

Ford Owners Can Sound Smart with the New “Wingman 2000”

When engineer Clover Builder was at a bar during Thanksgiving, they heard a young man attempt to describe their new Ford Explorer to a young lady. Ultimately, the conversation was painful to sit through. “They knew nothing about their new ride,” Builder said. “They knew that the color was blue, they knew it was a pickup truck… and that was...

Job Well Done, Chevy.

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When considering a used Chevrolet, Cincinnati drivers need to be well-prepared. Normally, we’re enthusiastic supporters of buying pre-owned vehicles (albeit with all due diligence performed). Whether it's the ability to sidestep the bulk of depreciation or the self-empowerment to get more car for your money, there’s a lot of logic behind choosing pre-owned over new model year offerings. Add in...

Is the Chevy Trax the Newest Ally for Recovering Addicts?

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Baltimore, MD - In a study conducted by the United States Drug Enforcement Agency, it was determined that Baltimore, Maryland boasts the “highest per capita heroin addiction rate” in the U.S. With a population of approximately 645,000 people, their staggering ‘1 in 10’ situation is based around the Department of Health’s confirmation that approximately 60,000 heroin addicts call Baltimore...

Don’t Get Licked by a Dealership

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When you look back on your childhood, you will inevitably call into question various choices that your parents had made. I’m not just talking about the outfits and haircuts that they subjected you to while having your school photos taken in front of a backdrop that looked inexplicably like laser beams. Don’t get me wrong…that totally sucked. But at least...

Outrage Erupts Over Jeep Statements

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Of any automotive brand loyalists, none may be more rabid or unwavering in their dedication than Jeep enthusiasts. From the creation of weekend and off-roading clubs, to the organization of Jeep nights held in restaurant and mall parking lots, the Jeep community has grown to earn bonafide subculture status within our society. “It’s Jeep Life,” explained Sven Slahtgrille, managing director...