Bernie Sanders Has Some Thoughts on Chevy Lease Deals
With the 2020 Presidential Race ramping up with each passing moment, there is no shortage of news stories worth keeping abreast of. And now,...
The Ghost Car Epidemic No One is Talking About
If you’re interested in live auto news like I am, and you watch for the signs and secret signals that we all know are...
Why Are You so Stupid?
Now, before you email me a lengthy analysis of your own stupidity, answering this question in great detail and with numerous charts and graphs,...
Mennonite Community Caught in Trump Crossfire
While live auto news headlines tend to feature industry-centered headlines (be they related to project developments, financial matters, recalls or other topics) the expanding...
Hyundai Partners with Uber to Develop Air Taxi
As with most any industry show, the annual Consumer Electronics Show is always a great source for live auto news. And at the 2020...
Can’t Stand the Rain? Mazda Has Plans
In a display of arbitrary popularity surge unseen since all of social media decided to collectively canonize Keanu Reeves as some sort of earthbound...
“German Disregard for Emissions Has Societal Ties” Claims Expert
It’s been years now that live auto news headlines have detailed the continuing plight of German automakers (the Volkswagen Group, in particular) who have...
Does KIA Have an Axe to Grind With ‘The Grudge’?
Lovers of the psychological horror film genre are likely to be familiar with the Japanese film franchise Ju-On. Translated roughly to 'curse grudge', the...
Chevy Unveils Exciting New “PlagueTech”
In much the same way the porn industry has always been on the cutting edge of adopting new and impressive video technology, so too...
Consultants Definitely Not Trying to Make EVs Look Bad
The other day, after my seventh cup of coffee, second pack of cigarettes, and fourth mild bout of paranoia, I was taking my typical...
Manufacturers Begin Work on Car That Can Work From Home
With everything going on and the world basically falling apart, the need for cars has been cut down pretty slim. Employers are sending their...
GM Announces New “Lidless Eye” Initiative
Few things in this sullen world excite me quite so much as when car companies announce exciting new promotional campaigns for their vehicles. Whether...
Smith & Warren Want to Fix Your Automotive Woes
When it comes to reporting on live auto news, we have to admit, some days are diamonds and some days are rocks. But it’s...
Helpful Tips From Chevy For Bolt Owners
I love the auto industry, which is why it’s often deeply satisfying to watch it burn down – sometimes literally. If you stay abreast...
HBO Blamed for Global Auto Sales Freeze
Westerosi, OH - They say every time a dealership tries to sell a car on Sunday, the gods toss a coin, and the world...
Huge Leak: Major Info about the Apple Car
Whether you’re interested in auto news or simply have ears and eyes, you’ve probably heard some sort of scuttlebutt about an Apple...
The 2020 Monoliths: Message and Miracle
2020 was a year of interesting times. From plagues and protests to violence and elections, no matter where you looked, the world was an...
Mars Rover Sorely Lacking Flair, Complain Gearheads
Traveling over 300 million miles in six months and landing with pinpoint accuracy, NASA’s Mars rover Perseverance is a marvel of modern...
Amidst Chip Shortage, Auto Industry Looks for Radical Solutions
My frequent readers will know that I have three skills: eloquence and a knack for crafting exquisite sentences, the ability to restate...
Introducing the Ford Chassis Cab Insurrection Edition
Friends, as you well know, I consider myself an unassailable bastion of automotive journalistic integrity and a man that can eat an unreasonable number...
