Ford Announces: All-New Lincoln Lucifer SUV
Recently, rapper and online “personality” Lil Nas X made headlines with his limited run of “Satan Sneakers,” which were seemingly designed by a 15-year...
Amidst Chip Shortage, Auto Industry Looks for Radical Solutions
My frequent readers will know that I have three skills: eloquence and a knack for crafting exquisite sentences, the ability to restate...
Mars Rover Sorely Lacking Flair, Complain Gearheads
Traveling over 300 million miles in six months and landing with pinpoint accuracy, NASA’s Mars rover Perseverance is a marvel of modern...
Kia Introduces a Clown Car for the 21st Century
I’ve always said the auto industry is a big tent: there’s room for all and something for everyone beneath its wide, striped...
Huge Leak: Major Info about the Apple Car
Whether you’re interested in auto news or simply have ears and eyes, you’ve probably heard some sort of scuttlebutt about an Apple...
Introducing the Ford Chassis Cab Insurrection Edition
Friends, as you well know, I consider myself an unassailable bastion of automotive journalistic integrity and a man that can eat an unreasonable number...
Hold GME: One Man’s Story
By the end of 2020, I thought nothing could surprise me anymore; then we had 31 days of January, and now I don’t know...
Auto Industry Driving Divorces in the New Millennium
Friends, today I’m here to talk to you about something most people seem to be ignoring: divorce rates in the US are on the...
The 2020 Monoliths: Message and Miracle
2020 was a year of interesting times. From plagues and protests to violence and elections, no matter where you looked, the world was an...
COVID and Auto Industry Booming Together
One of the reasons romantic comedies are so popular is that, deep down, everyone enjoys a good love story. We all like to see...
The Problem With Electric Vehicles
According to a recent report released by the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB), only about half of fire departments in this fair nation of...
Why Are You so Stupid?
Now, before you email me a lengthy analysis of your own stupidity, answering this question in great detail and with numerous charts and graphs,...
Manufacturers Begin Work on Car That Can Work From Home
With everything going on and the world basically falling apart, the need for cars has been cut down pretty slim. Employers are sending their...
Hollywood Planning New “Cars” Movie and More
Life during a pandemic can be tough, we all know that, but fortunately for all of us, there are people out there willing to...
Seven Pro Quarantine Tips from an Isolation All-Star!
Friends, if you’re anything like me, then dear G-d what’s wrong with you!? Why would you do this? Why!? Now the rest of you,...
Chevy Unveils Exciting New “PlagueTech”
In much the same way the porn industry has always been on the cutting edge of adopting new and impressive video technology, so too...
Now You Can Hate Cyclists on Land and Water
While we might be stretching the definition of live auto news to include this particular story, the way we figure it, “if it’s good...
Hyundai Partners with Uber to Develop Air Taxi
As with most any industry show, the annual Consumer Electronics Show is always a great source for live auto news. And at the 2020...
Does KIA Have an Axe to Grind With ‘The Grudge’?
Lovers of the psychological horror film genre are likely to be familiar with the Japanese film franchise Ju-On. Translated roughly to 'curse grudge', the...
Elon Musk is Not a Decepticon Servant (and Other Comforting Lies)
This may not come as much of a surprise, but the evidence to suggest that Elon Musk is a servant of the Decepticons has...
