The Chevy Trax and Buick Encore are Definitely Not the Same
Dear readers, I’m known for three things: the vague scent of ham that follows me everywhere, my love for soup served piping hot in...
Chevy Unveils New Paint Colors
The year is almost over, even though it feels like we are only on the 267th day of March. While the entire world has...
Lessons Learned in the Auto Industry
I’ve been working in and writing about the auto industry for decades now and being in this game for so long, I’ve learned quite...
I Hate the Chevy Trax, and You Should Too!
Ladies and gentlemen, if it pleases this eminent council, I’d like to present you now with a less-than-comprehensive, but no-less compelling argument regarding the...
It’s A Car! No, It’s A She-Shed!
What if we took two perfectly innocent and respectable SUVs, the 2020 Chevy Equinox vs 2020 Hyundai Santa Fe, and assigned them even more...
The Traverse vs Durango: By the Numbers
Choosing the right midsize SUV is hard – there’s a reason most people request a few days off from work in order to pick...
How to Turn Your Chevy SUV Into a Zombie Destroyer
Does the impending zombie apocalypse keep you up at night? Good, me too. Luckily for you, I have developed a foolproof way of protecting...
Research Indicates Space Aliens Prefer the Chevy Silverado 1500
Astute readers of mine know three simple, inarguable truths: the universe is an unknowable and horrifying place, Santa Claus is based on the Norse...
Surviving The Murder Hornets and a Global Pandemic: The Rise of the Mobile Safe...
Gone are the times when we could compare vehicles solely on their performance and handling merits. We long for the good old days when...
Blue Man Group Offended Over Term Bluetooth, to Sue Car Companies That Use the...
Blue Man Group, the famous musical and artistic performance group, sent shockwaves through the automotive industry this Wednesday. Believe it or not, they made...
Nothing I Say is True
Friends, I care very much about your time, your interests, and the needs and wants of your loved ones. I’m a generous and kind...
Controversy Hits the 2020 Sedan Bowl
This year’s Sedan Bowl was set to be a divisive face-off between the 2020 Ford Fusion and the 2020 Chevy Malibu. A rapid red...
I Can Beat Up the Chevy Malibu and Ford Fusion
The Internets, such as they are, are awash in articles, blog posts, videos, and thought-implant-imagery telling you what vehicle you should buy. If you...
The All New Chevy Hyper-Duty 6800 Macho Commando Pickup Truck
Shopping for a new pickup truck, but unimpressed with the selection? Well, you're not alone, sure there may be plenty of pickup models out...
How to Incorporate Chevy Trucks into Your Next D&D Game Night
If there’s one thing I know, it’s this: the Venn diagram depicting truck enthusiasts and tabletop gamers is a perfect circle! We’ve all played...
“Nuts!” – Brigadier General McAuliffe; Dec. 22, 1944
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but if there’s anything I’ve learned from the extensive data we collect from you every...
Social Distancing On the Go!
The auto industry is a complicated place. For one thing, it’s not really a place; so much as it’s a collection of businesses, each...
How to Turn Your Pickup Truck into Your Own Socially Isolated Swimming Pool
Yes, it’s that time of the year again, when temperatures reach triple digits and a great number of beachgoers realize that they should’ve spent...
I Want to See Animals Driving the Ford EcoSport
Friends, the 2020 Ford EcoSport is a hell of an SUV. It has four tires, good strong tires that really connect to the road...
The 2021 Chevy Colorado is Full of Spiders
If you like small trucks, I mean really small trucks – the kind of trucks you can fit into your pocket, I’m talking really...
