Chevy Offers Spring Breakers Free Ride Into The Ocean
It's Spring Break, and Florida is open for business. With cloudless skies and beautiful surf, the Sunshine State wants to make sure it lives...
The Chevy Subavark: Solving the Problem
As you no doubt know by now, Chevrolet, in its infinite wisdom, recently unveiled its newest offering in the highly competitive SUV/hatchback market: the...
How Many Sausages Do They Fit?
Listen, dammit: over the years, I've worked with a lot of fine people that write a lot of exceptional articles about a lot of...
Blazer or Sorento: Clash at Kalamazoo
There are a lot of midsize SUVs available these days, so picking the right one can be difficult. It can help to look at...
Chevy Unveils Exciting New “PlagueTech”
In much the same way the porn industry has always been on the cutting edge of adopting new and impressive video technology, so too...
Ford, Chevy & Nickelodeon say #SwiperNoSwiping
Debating the 2020 Ford Explorer vs 2020 Chevy Traverse? You’re not alone, but in 2020 it appears that the two may no longer be...
Are Chevy and Ford Asking Themselves “New Year Who Dis?”
Vinegar. Baking Soda. Individually harmless? Of course. But, combined, these components have empowered subpar 2nd graders everywhere to earn ‘Honorable Mention’ ribbons at their...
Forget EV – Chevy Knows it’s All about Hamsters
Electric vehicles are yesterday’s news. The Tesla Cybertruck, the Ford Mustang Mach-E: these are so last year that they might as well be Epstein...
5 Bold New Automotive Technologies
One thing I find interesting about the auto industry is the way in which it draws inspiration from other industries and businesses to innovate...
Local Writer Found Dead: The Lemon Investigates
The Lemon respectfully requests that our loyal readers join us in a moment of quiet reflection in memory of celebrated staff writer Jason Cook,...
How a Hot Flash Got Me a Hot Rod
Editor's Note: Recently, popular articles such as Massachusetts Presidential Hopeful Turns Down Jeep Sponsorship and GM Criticized for Referring to Discontinued Models as “Epsteins” (Because...
Chevy Targets People Who Have “Run Out of F*cks”
These days, it seems as though most topics of conversation are (in some way) impacted by the idea of sustainability. In fact, it seems...
Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit
’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the...
“Christmas Icon” Helps Toyota to Beat out Chevy for #2 Truck Spot
It’s a tale as old as time. No…we’re not talking about ‘Beauty and the Beast’, you strung-out Disney+ junkie; we’re talking about the battle...
Myth Busted: The TRUE Story Behind Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker Laugh
Is it just us, or is it getting crazier out there? That’s the question I ask of this world where people are forced to...
Puerto Rican Governor Resigns. But What About that Truck?
If you’re searching used cars for sale in San Juan, Puerto Rico - and are interested in a fully-loaded lightly-used bulletproof Chevy Suburban -...
Texas: No Country for Ol’ Chevys
When at a Chevy dealership in Dallas, truck buyers must feel a little bit out of place. Each fall, automotive journalists and manufacturer representatives...
Sonic Redesign: Chevy’s #GottaFixItFast
Detroit MI - In an internal audit of nationwide inventories for Chevy used cars General Motors unearthed a major issue demanding their immediate attention;...
The Exact Moment #InAWorldNoTwitter Jumped the Shark
If you’re in the market for a new crossover, researching and comparing models like the 2019 Chevy Trax vs 2019 Kia Soul, we commend...
Man Sets Record for Most Miles Traveled with Blinker On
Beverley, MA – "If yah wah debating buyin' the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Chevy Traverse, getcha'self the Acadia," suggests a local man who...
