Chevy Erects Their New Campaign (& Pfizer Throbs Rigidly with Anger)
Detroit, MI - The Lemon recently reported on GM’s highly-publicized acquisition of Josh Billings as their new creative marketing director. Garnering wide disdain for...
Use of GMC Terrain Banned by Undercover Narcotics Division
Editor’s Note: To protect the innocent, and to preserve the integrity of pending police investigations, all names included in the following article have been...
Colorado Proves That It’s WAY More Progressive Than You Ever Thought!
Colorado Springs, CO - If lingering around an area Jeep Dealership Colorado Springs locals might be familiar with Brandon Parker. It’s worth noting that...
Automotive Marketing SNAFU Confuses Icelandic Farmer
Siglufjörður, Iceland - So you want to be a RAM dealer? Truth be told, becoming a franchised car dealership is an incredibly unique experience....
Local Man Buys GMC Sierra “Based on Misunderstanding”
Gardner, MA - At a time when truck makers seem fixated on one-upping each other in regards to everything from weight reduction to standard...
Is Alfa Romeo’s Newest Upgrade Package a Setback for Italian-Americans?
Cultural sensitivity: a slippery slope for sure as we approach 2020. While the #woke nature of today’s world appears to be transitioning us to...
Life is Tough. Wanna Fade Away? Have We Got the Car for You!
America has become polarized.
While the events of recent years seem to exemplify the kind of partisan polarization that has become a defining influence upon...
BMW and “Dad Jokes”? How Much More Proof Do You Need?
Recently, Kyle, a longtime friend of mine purchased a 2018 BMW 3 Series Gran Turismo from BMW Cincinnati. Admittedly, the 3 Series is the...
Chevy’s Bold Move to Breathe New Life into the Iconic Malibu
Detroit, MI - This past week, General Motors hosted representatives from the automotive press corps to announce a number of “fresh and innovative marketing...
Ford Targets “Family Loyalty” with Redneck Modeling (Because “Cousins Love It”)
Usually, when one hears the phrase ‘Ford models’ it conjures thoughts of the diverse number of offerings served up by the automaker, be it...
Douche-y Car Salesman Finds Love Amidst Hurricane
Albany, NY - There’s an old Finnish saying about acquiring the right romantic partner, which says, “Oikean naisen kiinnipitämiseksi tarvitset kaksi ponia ja tuulen...
Chevy Trucks Become “Official Truck of Waste Water Treatment”
Winthrop, MA - We’re not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it’s a running joke among Waste Water Treatment...
First Unitarian Church of Dagobah Seeks to “Restore Balance to Bethesda, MD”
Bethesda, MD - To an outsider, Bethesda MD probably seems like a pretty nice place to live. Located just northwest of D.C, it ranks...
Concerned Consumers: 4 Shoppers Traumatized By The 2018 Honda Ridgeline
Recently, we tried to determine the victor of the 2018 Ford F-150 vs 2018 Honda Ridgeline battle. It took us only a few minutes...
Is Your Friend Buying a Ford Truck? Chevy Now offers a “Wing-Man Special.”
Who is he? He’s your bro. You’ve been through it all together. Maybe you’re lifelong friends. Maybe you met in high school or were...
Vin Diesel ‘Look-Alike’ Claims (the Ghost of) Paul Walker “Owes Him a 10-Second Car”
Cincinnati, OH - Emergency Medical Services were dispatched to a local car dealership on Saturday, in the hopes of detaining a man whose reported...
GMC Dealers Unite Nationwide (Just So They Have Someone to Talk To)
Rockstar Henry Rollins once wrote that “Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better.”...
Thanks for Nothing, Dad! (or “Learning About Your Changing Body”)
If you’re on Google searching ‘RAM Dealers near me’ with the intentions to buy, you’re about to learn what it means to be a...
“Why Your Mom is Like an Used Chevy Truck” and Other Fun Jokes For...
“Yo Mama’s like a used Chevy Truck, ‘cuz her bed’s all banged from random heavy tools.”
Sorry. Just a little something that I’ve been work-shopping...
NY TIMES Reveals Lowest-Selling Calendar of All-Time
Meet ‘Ford Flex,’ star of his own “super-sexy calendar.”
Hmmm, actually…
Meet Bill Ceryanek (aka ‘Ford Flex’) who, along with his wife Becky (aka ‘Bigg Bexx’)...
