A man summoning hands from hell in front of the Hollywood sign and Jeeps with 'I heart satan" on the rear wheels

When will Los Angeles Embrace “Jeep Life”? When Hell Freezes Over.

When searching for Jeep dealership Los Angeles drivers might be disappointed to find the relative lack of options available to them. From Bentley to...
Nissan Trucks

Nissan Uses Gender Debate to Increase Sales Among Young Car Buyers

The term ‘non-binary’ has been a mainstay of the English language for countless years, especially in the mathematics, science and technology communities. Defined as...
GMC Dealer

New Line of “OverCompens-8” Decals Free with Purchase of GMC Truck

So, you’re headed to your local Ford, Chevy, Dodge or GMC dealer to look at trucks. Hell, maybe you’re even headed to a Toyota,...
Used Ford

Researchers Aim to Help Used Ford Owners

According to Dr. Peter Wang, scientists at the University of Bethesda MD have reported that they are fast-approaching the long-awaited results of their groundbreaking...
Steven Spielberg holding an award and Carmen Electra in a bikini in front of the Cincinnati Skyline and the word Cincinnati

Steven Spielberg & Carmen Electra: Together at Last (Thanks Ford!)

“Name a more iconic duo…I’ll wait.” The prevalence of such internet challenges provides a perfect depiction of the impactful nature of great pairings. Throughout history,...
Ford Dealers

Ford Patent Filing Blocked By Billionaire Playboy

It was recently reported by imaginethat.org that Ford might be investing their resources into the design and construction of a motorcycle / car hybrid....
GMC Dealer

GMC Dealer Fails to Impress In-Laws-To-Be (Except for ONE)

Matt Turwilliger lived the kind of focused, and well-directed life that most people would silently covet. Fiscally responsible, he learned the power of saving...

Albany Salesman Rates 10 out of 10 [While Daughter is Rated a “Hard 4”,...

Albany, NY - When polled to determine the most customer-centric Chevy dealer, Albany NY came out in droves to support the well-respected efforts of...
BMW SUV

BMW Challenges Global Stereotyping of “Old Germans”

It was recently reported that Mercedes-Benz has committed themselves to dispelling certain misconceptions about an aging workforce. Rather than classify those workers by such...
2018 Chevy Bolt

The Chevy Bolt is a Trap (Unless You’re a Fan of Anal Probes)

Having taken a close look at the model year offerings from almost every major lineup, there seems to be a fairly significant split from...
2018 Buick Regal

Body-Swap Mystery Puzzles Small Massachusetts Community

Gardner, MA - It was 4:18 AM on Saturday, July 7th when the Gardner Police Department was dispatched to the scene of a motor...
2018 Ford EcoSport vs. 2018 Honda HR-V

Honda: The Unlikely New Battleground in the Vaccination Debate

If you’re shopping for a new crossover, and have been comparing the 2018 Ford EcoSport vs. 2018 Honda HR-V, you might find a lot...
Ford

Zaxx Raptor: Inside the Mind of a Genius

As of late, industry headlines seem to indicate that Ford is committed to the proposition of reinventing themselves as a truly innovative automaker. From...
Jeep Dealership Denver

The Unlikely “Buddy Cop” Drama That Never Happened

Have you ever Googled something, then allowed yourself to fall down the rabbit-hole of results scanning page after page until you’ve found something really,...
2018 GMC Yukon

GMC Sets Their Eyes on Christmas

There’s nothing really new about ‘Holiday Promotions” when it comes to the automotive industry. From President’s Day to Labor Day, the average consumer sees...
Used Chevy Trucks

#UsedChevyTrucksWithAshley

It goes without saying that we here at THE LEMON take great pride in finding unique and interesting stories within the automotive industry. I...
2018 Ford Focus vs 2018 Toyota Corolla

Lamest Friendship Pact Ever Leads to Tandem Suicide

In these often confusing times, judgment runs rampant. Not only are there so many individuals who fear societal change, be it interracial marriage or...
Chevy

Direct-to-Car Amazon Deliveries Are Just the Beginning

It was recently announced that the convenience of shopping through Amazon Prime would be enhanced for certain customers, as long as they drove either...
A laughing woman and cowboy in front of a Cadillac with bull horns and a crossed out sign reading 'Everything is bigger in Texas'

Caddy Dealer Proves That Not Everything is Bigger in Texas

It’s one of the most iconic cliches in the United States; the claim that “Everything is Bigger in Texas.” Here are some fun facts...
2018 Buick Regal

Did You Watch the Royal Wedding? You Might be a…Winner(?)

It’s no secret that the Buick brand has struggled with a bit of an identity crisis, as of late. Despite the security offered by...