Truck Loan Forgiveness Program Calms Student Loan Anger
Those debating between the 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 got a welcomed surprise this week with the announcement that the federal...
Chevy Announces Exciting New Features for Police Vehicles
It’s no secret that folks like you and me are only a small part of the customer base that provides income for massive corporations...
The Chevy Equinox Proves the Earth Is Flat
While many regard the Equinox as a roomy compact crossover with agile handling and an impressive slate of infotainment features, those of us who...
Rise in Dungeons & Dragons’ Popularity Sparks Interest in Nissan Rogue
One Nissan Rogue dealer is reporting an influx of new customers as the growing popularity of a certain tabletop game draws drivers to the...
Historian Confirms That There Were No Chevy Silverados During the 1500s
For many drivers, workers, and tradesmen, the Chevy Silverado 1500 is the most reliable workhorse on the road. While many discuss the vehicle’s positive...
Pat the Patriot Sez: The “ST” in Ford Explorer ST Stands for “Socialist Takeover”
Folks, I’m a patriot. I bleed for the red, white, and blue. Am I excited when my country goes to war? Hell yeah, brother!...
Chevy Introduces Louder EVs to Attract New Drivers
Electric vehicle sales have been on a major upswing lately as high gas prices and EV subsidies drive consumers to ditch their gas-powered vehicles...
Arby’s Now Offering Vehicle Service at Select Locations After Merger With Toyota
2022 is more than halfway through, and shocking news keeps popping up that gauges our interest. In an age where corporations such as Amazon...
Proud Boys Storm Ford Dealership After F-150 Loses Reader’s Choice Poll
It’s been over a year since the capital was stormed by a massive group of mouth-breathing mongoloids that we refer to as Trump supporters....
Ford Explorer and Chevy Traverse: SUVs of Extraordinary Taste
Friends, if you’re anything like me, you won’t buy a vehicle – or even take it for a test drive – without doing a...
Electric Powertrain Revealed to Be Nothing but a Bunch of Gerbils
The EV revolution is in full force. Many manufacturers have been taking great strides in advancing their electric powertrains to alleviate the stress consumers...
A Used Jeep Can Be a Trove of Lost Treasure
In my decades covering the auto industry, I’ve learned a few things: how to drink whiskey from a lady’s shoe at 3:48 in the...
Ford Announces Prayer to Replace All Routine Maintenance
The recent overturning of Roe v. Wade and the subsequent ruling that allows prayer back in public schools has caused quite a commotion, as...
David Duke Officially Endorses the Chevy Colorado
A recent contest between the Chevy Colorado and Nissan Frontier has been heating up in the polls. Not surprisingly, the gap between the two...
Choosing the Right Truck Based on Real Numbers
One thing I’ll never forget is the advice that my grandfather gave me on his deathbed; he said, “Passion belongs in the bedroom, not...
Chapter VI: In Which a Letter Is Received and Answered
As an impartial witness to the machinations and madness of the auto industry, I try not to get directly involved in the lives of...
Brave Patriots Bravely Turn Against the Us
Webster’s dictionary defines a “patriot” as “n. 1 fancy pastry 2 a shop where such pastry is made and sold,” and I couldn’t agree...
Local Mechanic Channels “Eat Pray Love” In Debut Memoir “Intake Compression Exhaust”
Inspired by the novel and film of the same name, one local mechanic has decided to lay down his socket wrench and pick up...
SUVs Compete for Role in New Star Wars Series
Two of America’s most popular SUVs are vying for a place in an upcoming Star Wars spin-off that follows the post-film exploits of one...
3 Reasons Why the VW Jetta Is Better Than the Elantra
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, readers of all ages gather around and bear witness to automotive journalism beyond all others. Wait… now my...
