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Asian Man Named Hyun Convinced Hyundai is Trying to Kill Him

Hyundai has always been known for their ability to cater to their customers and provide those individuals with all of the features and capabilities that they could possibly want. However, one South Korean man is claiming that the car brand is actually out to kill him. Fresh off brain damage from a freak unicycle accident, Hyun Ming claims that Hyundai...

SJWs Unite En Masse Against Automotive ‘Slut-Shaming’

The world is adrift in a sea of victim allegations, public naming, and general outrage. Amidst an endless sea of #metoo postings inundating social media platforms, we live in a world where offenders and oppressors find themselves in the perpetual crosshairs for their wrong-doing. And, based on the events of a riot held today in Bethesda, MD, it would appear as...

Lesser Known SUV Awards

When you’re shopping for SUVs, you’ll find that each brand tends to tout their various accolades and awards. However, there are a number of awards that you probably haven’t heard about, whether it be because of their risqué topic or lack of enthusiasm. Below, we’ve reviewed some lesser-known SUV awards that didn’t get much traction. When you’ve finished exploring these...

Mazda’s Vehicles Will Stifle Farts

“Whoever smelt it, dealt it” is a term you won’t be hearing much longer if you’re traveling in one of Mazda’s vehicles. That’s because the brand recently announced their unique “Fart Stifler 2000,” an exclusive technology that will help hide the smell of farts. Essentially, the brand’s engineers discovered a clever way to include specialized vents in each of their...

Coma Patient Influenced by Dank Memes

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In a story that most would consider unbelievable, it has been reported that for the first time in reported history, someone’s mind was actually changed by something they saw on social media.  That’s right, a year removed from the most exhausting election in social media history, humanity had grown to accept that even the most hilarious of memes would...

Olive Garden 7 Week Pasta Deal Disrupts Fiat-Chrysler Plans

When staying up-to-date on current auto news, many Dodge enthusiasts are keeping a close eye on impending changes expected for the Charger and Challenger in the 2021 model year. Over the last ten years, neither of the reintroduced Charger or Challenger have benefited from a full redesign. Limited only to minor updates, it's fair to say that some of the...

The Los Angeles Clippers Sign the 2017 Kia Sportage

The NBA and Kia teamed up years ago, but now the iconic car brand is literally partnering with their main spokesperson, forward Blake Griffin. The Los Angeles Clippers announced earlier today that they have signed the 2017 Kia Sportage to a one-year, non-guaranteed contract. Terms of the deal were not disclosed, but it’s expected to be a minimum contract for...

Chevy Cruz Goes Dark (Reeeeeal Dark)

In today’s world of social and racial unrest, many Americans are hesitant to broach any topic that could be deemed as controversial or insensitive. With every day the simple act of having a conversation grows progressively more challenging. New groups form, old labels are refuted and new triggers present themselves forcing society to walk on eggshells. Regardless of the...

Jeep Announces Their New “Body-Less” SUVs

Jeep owners have always been known to customize their vehicle. You’ve surely driven past a SUV that didn’t have a roof or door, or perhaps you’ve seen a more drastic modification. However, Jeep is now offering their customers a chance to enhance their vehicles unlike ever before. Starting with the 2018 model year, the brand is planning on releasing a...

Want a Car in Cincinnati? Don’t be a Dummy

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Before you begin an online search for ‘Cars For Sale in Cincinnati’ there is one step you MUST take first, in order to guarantee success. Want to play a game? Okay, let’s see if you can guess what that one very necessary step is…   Confirm your allotted budget for the purchase? No.   Find a reputable dealer? Nope.   Value your Trade-in? Negatory.   Secure Financing? Wrong.   If you want an...

Possible Homicide Triggered by ‘Dutch Humor’

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If William Shakespeare were alive today, he might describe it as ‘much ADO about nothing.” Then again, such a statement could be considered inappropriate in the wake of what is shaping up to be a major homicide investigation in New York state. After the apparent murder of a local Chevy Dealer, residents are left in shock and confusion, plagued...

Aim for the Best (Let Them Steal the Rest)

Chevy Cruze for Sale
When searching for Chevy Dealers, drivers might have any number of vehicles in mind. Perhaps they’re considering the tech-savvy urban design of the Chevy Spark. Maybe their needs call for a crossover or SUV, along with the lines of the Trax or the Traverse. And of course, some drivers never own anything other than a truck. Whatever their preference,...

Italian Auto Sales Halted By British Teeth

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It had been just shy of three years since 48-year old Nigel Cammish-Pike had made his home outside of Albany NY. Born of two affluent British families, Mr. Cammish-Pike had relocated to the United States, taking with him a substantial inheritance and two simple dreams (i) to buy a brand new Alfa Romeo 4C, and (ii) to engage in...

The #PumpkinSpice Jeep Wrangler is LITERALLY Here.

Looking for a Jeep Wrangler? Understanding that you may never get all of the features you want, the arrival of fall is a reminder that Jeep enthusiasts everywhere have good reason to throw shade. Last year, the U.S. automotive industry was rocked to its foundation when Fiat-Chrysler execs announced an unprecedented plan to target a (largely untapped) demographic with...

Fiat-Chrysler, Oil Leaks, Espionage and Your Great-Aunt Karen

Current auto news out of Fiat-Chrysler shows that the automaker has initiated a recall of 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat and Charger Hellcat models, as a result of a potential oil leak that could put the vehicles, and their passengers, at significant risk. Critics have been quick to point out that FCA’s depiction of the issue as a ‘potential oil leak’...

Volkswagon Gives No Punch-backs

Wolfsburg, Germany - Amidst the well-publicized drama surrounding their being the subject of investigation for ‘emissions-cheating’, Volkswagen AG (parent company of the Volkswagen Group) now finds themselves embroiled in yet another high-profile scandal. This time, the charge is being led by a caucus of anti-violence groups including rogue factions of the National Coalition Against Domestic Abuse, Futures Without Violence and...

Make a Deal With Woodie Stroker!

In what can often be financially trying times, there are many Americans who find themselves unable to secure traditional auto loan financing. Whether the result of poor credit, lack of employment or financial stability, there is a subsection of our society for whom owning a vehicle is a luxury they simply can’t afford. And while the automotive industry as a...

Harry’s Used Car Emporium Promises “Invisible Cars”

Remember in Harry Potter when the two young wizards (or whatever) drove that invisible car to school? That was super sweet. Or, if you’re a fan of Wonder Woman/Gal Gadot, you might be familiar with the superhero’s invisible jet. Not long ago, these innovations seemed like fantasy. Now, one crackpot dealership is claiming that all of their used cars...

Introducing…the NEW KIA Harambe!

If you find yourself on Google, searching ‘Work Trucks for Sale Cincinnati’ you might expect to find the usual onslaught of F-150, Silverado, 1500 and Express conversion vans. But for 2018, OH residents will have a very unique, special edition offering to look forward to.   2018 KIA Harambe That’s right. The Korean automaker is, for the first time, throwing their proverbial...

Man Likes Feeling of Chevy’s Safety Alert Seat, Tailgates Other Driver, Gets Arrested

Back in 2015, Chevy unveiled their “Safety Alert Seat,” a ground-breaking safety feature. Before the unveiling of this function, drivers found that their vehicle’s crash alert system was accompanied by audible and visual warnings. While this method proved to be effective, some drivers found it to be relatively distracting. Now, owners can rely on the “Safety Alert Seat” to...