Tour Sponsorship Earns Chevy a New Anthem
The Eagles have added five further dates to their 2018 “An Evening with the Eagles” tour, which kicks off on March 12 in Indianapolis, Indiana. The tour, now sponsored by Chevy trucks has been received with mixed response, ranging from unbridled nostalgic joy to relentless animosity based on the advertised lineup of the touring group.
The reconfigured group – billed officially as “Don...
2019 Redesigns: the Equivalent of Teen Movie Makeover?
When you hear someone mention Chevy SUVs, what do you think of?
Reliability? Wide-range of available technologies? Nicely-tiered trim levels? Would Freddie Prinze, Jr like it?
If you’re an automotive enthusiast, you’ve probably either attended or have viewed footage from an automaker's model year press conference, at some point. Staged and lit with all the pageantry of a Hollywood awards show...
What Do YOU Drive? THIS Automaker Might Be CURSED
In a nearly inexplicable series of events, dozens of automotive dealerships across the country fell victim to the strangest of attacks, as massive sinkholes opened up beneath them, swallowing their entire properties and respective inventories. Most of each dealerships’ staff and visiting customers have been counted among the tragic casualties of this sudden and unanticipated event.
As teams of seismologists...
The GMC Sierra Feature You Never Knew Almost Happened
Doppelgänger. The existence of another human being that is uncannily similar, if not identical to, yourself. Based on the theory of genetic duplicity, when compared to the global population, it's widely speculated that every person on the planet has at least one doppelgänger. This means that you could be walking down the street one day, round a corner and...
Albany Passes new Legislation for Responsible Disposal of Used Trucks
When looking to unload unwanted cars and used trucks, Albany NY drivers have now been provided with strict guidelines to ensure that they are disposed of responsibly; and the citizens of Albany are loving the guidelines, and the source of its inspiration.
That inspiration, is the celebrated Albany Cup, a longtime rivalry between the University of Albany Great Danes and...
Real Trucks Have Curves: An Automotive Health Crisis
“Real Women Have Curves.” We’ve all heard it before, haven’t we?
While it may have been intended as a means of empowering the more full-figured woman, it has evolved to occupy other cultural mindsets as well. Alongside such expressions as “Big is Beautiful,” the phrase has, in some cases, been used to normalize weight gain (and in extreme cases, obesity)....
Fleetwood Mac Fires Lindsey Buckingham (Replaces him with 2018 Chevy Malibu)
In the ever-tumultuous world of rock & roll, there’s no real surprise when bands break up, reunite or even swap-out members. Sometimes that occurs in the interest of keeping things fresh, but otherwise, it’s simply due to the fact that band members can’t get along (or have “creative differences” between them).
While many of today’s mass-produced (and dare we say,...
“Friend-Zoned”? GMC Understands
Every day, hundreds of thousands of men and women around the globe find themselves afflicted with a crippling disorder which ushers in countless long-term adverse effects. Depression, weight gain, social anxieties and an inability to maintain effective relationships are examples of such effects, rendering the victim diminished in both their mental and physical health, as well as inaccessible socially....
SJW Community Takes Aim at Mud Flaps
Bucklick, SC - Meet Cecil B. Madell, a professional truck driver of 19 years, devoted husband, father of three, fan of classic country and western music, Nascar enthusiast and amateur drag racer. Working 60 hours a week on average, Cecil has reduced the length of his routes in order to spend more time with his family. Contributing approximately $52,000...
Columbus Dealership “Escape Room” Promo Turns Dark
The premise of a Buy Here Pay Here car dealership is simple. Rather than utilize a third party lender to finance the customer’s purchase, the dealership acts as the lender with the customer making payments directly to them. Such services can benefit buyers with challenged credit who may have been otherwise unable to secure financing and (through the right...
Senate Grills CEO of General Motors
As if pulled from some kind of Libertarian nightmare, recent months have presented us with coverage of what feels like a record-setting amount of congressional and governmental inquiries. Compounded with press conferences detailing the hirings and firings of Presidential appointments, the nation feels torn between the burdensome desire for knowledge and the luxury of ignorance. And in a land...
NE Fans Call Denver-based Cross Marketing of Ford Bronco “Wicked Quee-ah”
For New England football fans, 2018 is shaping up to be a hard year. It seems as though the hits keep coming, adding fuel to the fire of the regions trademarked hardness and emotionally-detached negativity.
On February 4th, during Super Bowl LII, New England Patriots Quarterback, Tom Brady, completed 28 of 48 passes totaling 505 yards. Resulting in 3 TD’s...
FORD: The Dangerous New Street Drug All Parents Need to Know About
To: The Editor
Fr: A Concerned Parent
Praise the Lord for internet search histories. As the God-fearing mother of a 15-year old boy, I recently became aware of my son’s interest in acquiring illegal narcotics. How did I find out? Simply by monitoring his internet use and understanding that kids refer to drugs using nonsensical slang.
Mary Jane. Nose Candy. Tweak. Molly....
Southwest Airlines Takes Aim at RAM Trucks for #DoingItWrong”
Last month, Southwest Airlines Flight 1380 from New York to Dallas made global news after engine failure and a blown-out window on the Boeing 737 forced an emergency landing. However, the tragedy itself (including the fatal injuries suffered by Jennifer Riordan of Albuquerque, New Mexico) seemed relegated to a secondary headline.
More prevalent across all news media was the (mid-tragedy)...
Asian Countries Concerned About “Electrified” Vehicles
It is an unspoken rule of communication that ‘word choice matters,’ even more-so when there is a ‘language barrier’ in place. Even the most unintentional misuse of a word, gesture or a vague phonetic similarity could cause result in anything from an awkward misunderstanding to an international incident. Perhaps this risk is most recently evidenced by a misstep made...
Jeep Spanks JL Fan with April Fools Joke
Ah, the internet. Between deceptive clickbait headlines, political Facebook memes and the ever-enjoyable rabbit hole that is Reddit, it can be very simple to feed our human tendency towards self-deception. And it’s thanks to the power of the Internet, that Fiat-Chrysler and Jeep have managed to pull off one of the most impressive April Fool’s gags ever.
Among enthusiasts and...
Cinco de Mayo Sale Lands Hyundai Dealership in Hot Water
Cultural appropriation, not only is it a widely-discussed topic in these sensitive times of social unrest, but it’s something that we’re all somewhat guilty of. Even those of us with the most open of hearts and minds have been guilty of getting black-out drunk on St. Patricks Day, cheered for a sports team whose mascot is based on a...
Cloned Vehicles Causing Controversy in the US
A Kentucky car dealership has teamed up with local scientists in an attempt to completely revolutionize the industry. Predictably, similar to any good thing, there are plenty of opponents who don’t want the test to see the light of day.
Dolly Cologne, the owner of Dolly’s Deals in Kentucky, was recently approached by an elderly customer who was looking to...
Infiniti War? Marvel Studios Decline Cross-Marketing Opportunity
Despite the slew of negative press which Hollywood has endured on this hopeful journey towards a more enlightened and equitable society, there are few obstacles in the way of the action-packed summer and holiday blockbuster films that we have come to both expect and enjoy with equal levels of glee. Among this year’s offering, we can look forward to...
FDA Approves Vehicles to Treat Erectile Dysfunction
The American medical community was shocked this week, when a press release from the Food and Drug Administration announced that a revolutionary treatment had proven effective-enough during trials, to receive the administration’s coveted approval. That treatment…is automotive, ranging from muscle cars and powerful trucks to motorcycles and high-end utility vehicles such as those offered by Land Rover.
At age 54,...
