Bridging the Gap to GAME OF THRONES Season 8
In August of 2017, viewers around the world found themselves traumatized. While much of the credit goes to the sequence of cliffhangers that made up the Season 7 finale of Game of Thrones, it was compounded by the recent news that Season 8 would not air until sometime in 2019.
Sure, Jon Snow was revealed to be Aegon Targaryen, making...
Plot Leak for INFINITY WAR Sequel Prove Disappointing
*** Spoilers for AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR Follow. Proceed at Your Own Risk. ***
As the global box office gross for AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR approaches $1.9 billion, the long-awaited blockbuster team-up of Marvel Cinematic franchises currently stands as the fourth-highest grossing film of all time. Critics and moviegoers alike have praised the film, referring to it both as enjoyable, yet daring...
Infiniti is About to Get Its F*ck On
Inside of a dark auditorium in Wan Chai, Honk Kong, hundreds of members of the global press corps had gathered. The murmuring audience hushed as a spotlight fell upon the lone dais placed at the center of the room. A singular pair of footsteps echoed subtly, as a long figure stepped up onto the platform and began to speak....
“Jeep Guy” Named “Worst County Fair Exhibit 2017”
Swanzey, NH - Each year the southern New Hampshire town of Swanzey hosts the beloved Cheshire Fair. Now in its 80th year, the Fair hosts everything from amusement park rides to 4H competitions, oxen pulls to monster trucks. In other words, it captivates Central New England rednecks, the same way that sweet tea seems to entice sexual predators on...
Editorial: To Every Couple Who Ever Did Over-the-Sweater Stuff in a Ford
Dearly Beloved… We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Ford cars; specifically the classic sedan, after a long, excruciating battle with ravaging mediocrity as well as declining popularity. Ford has recently announced that they will be phasing out their current models, aside from the iconic Mustang, to make room for more innovative products.
As a cornerstone of...
Join the Buick Bro-Force & Drive the “Official Vehicle of Homoerotic Sports”
If you’re anything like us, you’re probably recovering from some sick rager, where you must have drank like seventeen beers and did about 12 shots of Jack. Some chick was all over your junk, but she was like a hard 5 at best, so you hit it, quit it, and met back up with your crew.
Well, Buick is doubling-down...
Ford Garners Animosity from Jewish Community
In a 1966 interview, John Lennon of The Beatles shared his views on religion with journalist Maureen Cleave stating, “Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn’t argue about that: I’m right, and I’ll be proved right. We’re more popular than Jesus right now; I don’t know which will go first - rock ’n’ roll or Christianity....
Can I Axe You a Question?
Do you consider yourself a ‘grammar nazi’? Do you own, or have you considered buying a 2018 Chevy Trax? If you've answered yes to both questions, it stands to reason that you probably hate yourself a little bit.
In a world where the English language is bastardized countless times on a daily basis, most of us encounter conversational situations where we...
“Mazda Swipe” Voted Worst Car-Buying / Dating App Ever
To anyone over the age of thirty, dating just isn’t what it used to be.
Since the dawn of time, mankind had successfully facilitated its mating rituals through a combination of primal chemistry and organic social interaction. In fact, some might argue that our ability to sustain our species reproductively across millennia serves as the ultimate example of “if it...
Disney-Pixar Initiates Contest for CARS 4 (Kids Riot)
Since we were first introduced to Woody the Cowboy and Buzz Lightyear in 1995’s ‘Toy Story,’ Disney-Pixar has been captivating audiences young and old.
In 2006, Disney-Pixar audiences were introduced to the world of ‘Cars,’ and immediately found a new hero in the form of rookie race car Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson) and his world of anthropomorphic automobile...
Chevy Bolt Battery Issues Challenge a Generation
It’s like my gramps used to say, “You know what the problem with young people is? Well, besides everything? They’re always trying to save a world that doesn’t want to be saved.” My grandfather might have been a salty son-of-a-bitch (with questionable views on the NBA, Hassidic Jews, and women in medicine) but his words ring true of youthful...
Corvette Wages War on D*ck Pics
Trapped within our 24/7 world of constant connectivity, an individual’s uninterrupted accessibility leaves them exposed to an unending string of texts, social media posts and direct messaging (among countless other app-based communication). Arguably, there is no demographic that understands this better than females who find themselves subjected to the unwelcome advances of tactless men. And of these relentless attacks,...
Chevy Set to Mirror Rumored Updates to Gmail
Among all domestic automakers, Chevrolet ranks among the finest (and most consistent) in terms of integrating available infotainment technology. From cars and trucks to crossovers and SUVs, Chevy’s lineup sets a bar for which other automakers should aspire to. Their success at integrating tech amenities makes their offerings adaptable, serving as family vehicles or mobile offices with equal confidence....
Chevy Aims to “Make White Vans Great Again”
Many of those in search of Chevy vans for sale might have come to the realization that they’re straddling one of the greatest discrepancies between pricing and perception that exists in the automotive marketplace. Sure, Chevy’s Express series stands as the gold standard of van lineups, with the Cargo and Passenger variants confidently answering the demand of today’s working...
Hipster Metallurgists Slam the Silverado
In recent years, we have seen a heavy push towards weight reduction in all vehicles, from the economical crossover SUV’s like the soon-to-be-reintroduced Ford Bronco to such all-purpose trucks as the 2018 Chevy Silverado 2500HD. Many of these advances are helping to improve fuel economy and power ratings, while engineered lightweight metals and alloys will help to preserve resources.
Such...
2018 Ford Explorer: The Official Vehicle of Organized Student Walkouts
Will stronger gun reform legislation aid in reducing violent crimes? Or will it simple disarm, and penalize, lawful gun-owners placing 2nd Amendment rights under siege.
Regardless of which side of the debate you find yourself on, you’ve inevitably found your television viewing, newspaper reading and social media newsfeed inundated with story of student walkouts such as this:
https://youtu.be/o2bAlrXM1wU
Undoubtedly, we all have...
California Becomes a Battleground State
California.
Depending on who you ask, California either “knows how to party,” “has the cutest girls in the world” or is “full of liberal morons.” Okay, fine, two of those sentiments were expressed exclusively in song by Tupac Shakur and The Beach Boys, respectively, but the latter sentiment is shared by a significant portion of the confused American public. While...
Chevy to Collab with 90’s Rapper Skee-Lo
Skee-Lo, son.
Watch know about Skee-Lo? Nothing. Pssssht. And you call yourself a fan of rap and hip-hop culture? I bet your parents know Skee-lo, especially if they were in their teens or twenties in the mid-90’s (and even more so, if your dad was 5’8” or shorter, and your mom’s name was Leoshee, but I’m getting ahead of myself…)
Let’s...
Tour Sponsorship Earns Chevy a New Anthem
The Eagles have added five further dates to their 2018 “An Evening with the Eagles” tour, which kicks off on March 12 in Indianapolis, Indiana. The tour, now sponsored by Chevy trucks has been received with mixed response, ranging from unbridled nostalgic joy to relentless animosity based on the advertised lineup of the touring group.
The reconfigured group – billed officially as “Don...
2019 Redesigns: the Equivalent of Teen Movie Makeover?
When you hear someone mention Chevy SUVs, what do you think of?
Reliability? Wide-range of available technologies? Nicely-tiered trim levels? Would Freddie Prinze, Jr like it?
If you’re an automotive enthusiast, you’ve probably either attended or have viewed footage from an automaker's model year press conference, at some point. Staged and lit with all the pageantry of a Hollywood awards show...
