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Trump Declares Nissan Cars “Fake”

On Sunday, the White House reported that President Donald J. Trump had held strategic conversations with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in anticipation of the G20 summit. With both leaders reaffirming their joint-commitment to the de-nuclearization of the Korean Peninsula, the conversation has been called ‘an historic agreement between world powers.' The sense of unity was short-lived however, as a...

Grading the Internet’s Three Best Honda Fan Songs

If you’re like me, then you search for fan-made YouTube songs about particular car brands before you make a vehicle purchase. Fortunately, for those seeking Honda cars, we’ve compiled some of our favorite brand-centric, fan-made tunes below…   First Place: Me and My Honda This ballad by YouTube user “Jace Converse” is appropriately titled “Me and My Honda.” This tune is really...

Man Steals Sonata, City Celebrates His Selflessness

Normally, when an individual’s car is stolen, it can lead to a variety of different issues for the owner. For starters, they don’t have a vehicle, and they will presumably be forced to rely on public transportation to get them to and from work. For those who live in rural areas, this can be easier said than done. Furthermore,...

Toyota Infotainment (Better Than A Boombox)

The act of finding your next car is not unlike a medical self-examination. (Bear with me on this one…) It’s not just because you should be conscious of lumps, discolorations or irregularities. It’s an introspective experience, and you need to keep your own best interests in mind. Suffice it to say that any car shopper should make it a point to...

How to Write a Used Car Ad that Will Actually Sell

Have you ever heard the one about lost dog sign in the newspaper? It goes “lost dog — brown fur, some missing due to mange, blind in one eye, deaf, lame leg due to recent traffic accident, slightly arthritic. Goes by the name of ‘Lucky’”? If you’ve been looking selling your car lately, chances are you’ve come across some similar...

Join Johnny’s Cars and Cards For “Degenerate Weekend”

If you’re opting for one of these vehicles, you’ll surely be in a situation where you need to get away quickly. Well, Johnny’s used vehicles have specifically been selected for their incredible acceleration specs, which often include 0-to-60 times that are at less than six seconds. Whether you need to get home to watch the game, clean the crime...

Levante Envy

So, you’re thinking of buying a Maserati SUV? Sweet. But, full-disclosure, you should probably know that you’re a HUGE douche-nozzle and I want to punch you in the throat right now. Don’t get me wrong, the Levante is a breath-taking realization of how the masterful engineering and craftsmanship of a Maserati can be translated into a luxury SUV. Nearly unparalleled in...

Grading the Best Vehicles From “Pimp My Ride

As a writer at The Lemon, I consider myself quite the car aficionado. Every now and then, I like to flex my vehicle evaluation prowess by rating some of the most renowned vehicles of all time. For today’s lesson, I will be grading my favorite modified vehicles from the hit MTV show “Pimp My Ride.” Before we dive into the...

Man Loses Hand, Isn’t Allowed to Participate in Jeep Wave

In a devastating development, it sounds like the man in the center of a gruesome McFlurry machine accident will be forced to give up his Jeep. In February of 2016, Randy Stump, a manager at a Detroit, Michigan-based McDonald's, used the business’s McFlurry machine to make himself a tasty treat (there have been conflicting reports regarding whether the McFlurry was...

Used Car Financing & Kidney Stones

By all accounts, kidney stones aren’t exactly a good time. A recent study revealed that up to 15% of people (approximately 13% of men and 7% of women worldwide) will experience them in their lifetimes. Similarly, the act of financing a used car over time is also unpleasant. And yet, used car financing is required by well over 90% of...

Why Car Buying & Time Travel Don’t Mix

Delorean Time Travel
Professionally speaking, the amount of times that I write about cars for sale would stagger anyone. In fact, those three words alone seem to echo through a majority of pieces borne of my time at a keyboard. Now that I think about it, this is kind of a funny job. It makes me wonder what it would be like if...

Is Big Brother Watching You?

Are you feeling like everyone is watching what you do and how you think? You’re not going crazy. It’s true. The government, your neighbors, family members, businesses, even your office is keeping close tabs on every move you make. To make matters worse, all of these groups let you know discreetly that their eyes are on your life. You get...

Is it a Joke or a Juke?

The Nissan Juke is an interesting car. Put simply, you’re either going to love it or you’re going to hate it. There appears to be no middle ground. Take US News & World Report’s synopsis of the 2017 Nissan Juke: “the Juke is hardly a good vehicle, much less a good SUV,” compared to Edmunds “regardless of your views...

The 2017 Ford Focus May Lead to the Demise of the World Jenga Federation

The World Jenga Federation is struggling financially, and these woes are now beginning to influence the league’s upcoming All Star Game. In previous years, the WJF awarded the MVP of their midseason classic with prizes like a Porsche, an airplane, puppies, and a private island. However, with the league hemorrhaging money, they were forced to resort to free prizes for...

2018 Camry’s Cruise Control Malfunctions, Car Goes on Drug-Fueled Murder Spree

The upcoming 2018 Toyota Camry is going to feature a number of advanced safety features, including: Pre-Collision System with Pedestrian Detection Lane Departure Alert with Steering Assist Automatic High Beams However, the advanced safety feature that has recently been stealing headlines is the Full-Speed Range Dynamic Radar Cruise Control. The system’s intent is rather obvious; the system is supposed to...

Democrat or Republican—Which Car Do You Choose?

The November election is still front and center in many American’s minds even though it ended more than six months ago. Most people have found that talking about politics is not a good idea with friends, family, or complete strangers. But even if you don’t talk about your political beliefs, you vehicle might be speaking for you. No matter if...

Celebrating 25 Years of AEV

If you’ve been escaping the heat this summer curled up in front of your air conditioning and binge watching bad reality TV, then you’ve undoubtedly seen the new show on Bravo called Andy Cohen’s Then & Now. And if you’ve seen Then & Now, then you definitely know that 1997 was kind of a big deal. In 1997, Princess...

Nissan’s “ASS” Is Changing the Animal-Safety Game

Following the relative success of Volvo’s pedestrian airbag, Nissan has decided to take non-passenger safety to another level… and this time, they’re focusing on animals. Next year, the brand is planning on including the new “ASS” (animal safety system) in all of their vehicles. What is the intent of the ASS technology? The system will detect the presence of an animal...

The Used Car of Tomorrow

Where and when does the value in purchasing a used car present itself? Whether or not we realize it, this is a common question among any new car buyer. In most cases it isn’t consciously asked or explored, but exists in natural contrast to the impulse of exploring new cars before we research used cars for sale. After all,...

Win A Billion Dollars, Buy a Chevy

Last year, the Powerball hit a record breaking 1.58 billion dollars. Billion. Not a typo. Which of course begged the question that virtually every single person in America was hoping they’d get the chance to answer: What would you do if you won? *Side note: if you say you would show up for work the next day and not change your...