2019 Redesigns: the Equivalent of Teen Movie Makeover?
When you hear someone mention Chevy SUVs, what do you think of?
Reliability? Wide-range of available technologies? Nicely-tiered trim levels? Would Freddie Prinze, Jr like...
Direct-to-Car Amazon Deliveries Are Just the Beginning
It was recently announced that the convenience of shopping through Amazon Prime would be enhanced for certain customers, as long as they drove either...
Can I Axe You a Question?
Do you consider yourself a ‘grammar nazi’? Do you own, or have you considered buying a 2018 Chevy Trax? If you've answered yes to both...
#UsedChevyTrucksWithAshley
It goes without saying that we here at THE LEMON take great pride in finding unique and interesting stories within the automotive industry. I...
Bridging the Gap to GAME OF THRONES Season 8
In August of 2017, viewers around the world found themselves traumatized. While much of the credit goes to the sequence of cliffhangers that made...
Albany Salesman Rates 10 out of 10 [While Daughter is Rated a “Hard 4”,...
Albany, NY - When polled to determine the most customer-centric Chevy dealer, Albany NY came out in droves to support the well-respected efforts of...
The Chevy Bolt is a Trap (Unless You’re a Fan of Anal Probes)
Having taken a close look at the model year offerings from almost every major lineup, there seems to be a fairly significant split from...
Is Your Friend Buying a Ford Truck? Chevy Now offers a “Wing-Man Special.”
Who is he? He’s your bro. You’ve been through it all together. Maybe you’re lifelong friends. Maybe you met in high school or were...
“Why Your Mom is Like an Used Chevy Truck” and Other Fun Jokes For...
“Yo Mama’s like a used Chevy Truck, ‘cuz her bed’s all banged from random heavy tools.”
Sorry. Just a little something that I’ve been work-shopping...
Chevy’s Bold Move to Breathe New Life into the Iconic Malibu
Detroit, MI - This past week, General Motors hosted representatives from the automotive press corps to announce a number of “fresh and innovative marketing...
Chevy Presents 2019 SUV Lineup (aka “Billings’ Last Stand”)
Detroit, MI - As recently reported by The Lemon, the marketing team at General Motors has had a rough go of things as of...
Chevy Erects Their New Campaign (& Pfizer Throbs Rigidly with Anger)
Detroit, MI - The Lemon recently reported on GM’s highly-publicized acquisition of Josh Billings as their new creative marketing director. Garnering wide disdain for...
Chevy Trucks Become “Official Truck of Waste Water Treatment”
Winthrop, MA - We’re not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it’s a running joke among Waste Water Treatment...
GM Prepares to Arm Law Enforcement With “Unfair Advantage”
While composing an in-depth look at the 2019 Chevy Equinox, I found myself amazed at just how far the pioneering crossover has come in...
Hairdressers Protest the Camaro out of Fear That Mullets Will Return
Rindge, NH - On one hand, it’s hard to argue that the 2019 Chevy Camaro is an eye-catching example of performance-minded engineering paired with...
Family Full of Douchebags? Test Drive a Chevy Suburban Today!
According to industry insiders, General Motors has come under fire for recent marketing initiatives built around the 2019 Chevy Suburban. With a starting price...
Making Chicken Soup out of Chicken Sh*t: The Secret Genius Behind the Chevy Volt
Detroit, MI - Do you think today’s automakers are producing vehicles with the unique needs and demands of the driver in mind? Or, do...
Ignorant, Uninformed Protestors Targets GMC for Discrimination
A recent poll, measuring the 2019 GMC Sierra 1500 vs 2019 Chevy Silverado has garnered national attention resulting from the outcries of political activist...
Ben Franklin, Schwarzenegger & Cocaine Praised for Chevy’s Hybrid / EV Lineup
The process of naming a vehicle, or family of vehicles, will always differ based on the philosophy of the automaker. Economy automakers might aim...
Instagram Influencer Questioned Under Suspicion of Child Endangerment
(Editorial Note: as restricted by a court order issued at the time of arraignment, THE LEMON will not be revealing the true identities of...
