Honda Catches Up to 2018
Some people might say that the 2022 Honda Odyssey is out of touch, that it’s an unnecessary vehicle in the modern market....
Exclusive Interview: Honda Salesman Mark Bobkins Discusses the 2021 Civic
It’s a cold, rainy evening in Georgia, and the fog is rolling across the hills, containing secrets in its folds. As the...
Cuomo Impeachment Investigation Unearths Ford Scandal
Beleaguered New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo was dealt a new blow this afternoon, and it hit him like a Certified Pre-Owned...
7 Alternate Uses for the Ford Raptor
The 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor has long been a popular go-to for stark-raving truck enthusiasts. Its fans are well aware of how...
We’re Getting the Band Back Together! We Just Need a New Car!
Here at The Lemon, we look for news in all the places the regular folks at NBC, CNN, Fox, or The Onion...
Safety Features are Taking the Fun Out of Driving
There is a movement that formed several years ago on the relatively unknown social media platform RotorHead that has enjoyed a surge...
Fiat 500: Adorable City Car or Italian Death Machine?
Dear reader, if you know anything, then you know this: I’m the only one out here, working hard every single day, who...
GM Opponents Advance the Science of Excuseology
Thanks to the continuing high value provided by used GM products available at local used car dealers, those who find themselves outdone...
The Mysterious World of Mitsubishi
The automotive world is full of surprises. Take, for example, the Phoenix-like rise, fall, rise, fall, and rise again of electric vehicles...
A Triumervate of Aquatic Excellence: the 2021 Malibu’s New Spokespeople
Chevrolet has recently announced its new spokespeople for the 2021 Chevy Malibu.”We’re just so excited for all the Malibu has to offer...
The 2021 Ford F-150 and the 2021 Ram 1500: How Do I Tell Them...
I know what you are thinking; they have the name written on the side, so that's probably a good first indication. But what if...
Boddums Up: GMC Sierra or Ford F-150?
Hello readers, and welcome back, once again, to my award-winning series in which I take letters from you, sent to me, and provide answers...
The Lord of the Compact Crossovers: The Two Transports
As a woodland elf, there is only one thing I love in this world. That’s getting the best of dwarves. While my people sought...
European Auto Executives Call Grand Cherokee “Unfair”
Several executives from European automakers have recently asked for FCA to suspend production of its 2021 Jeep Grand Cherokee, to give them appropriate time...
Shopping for Cars: Used vs. Pre-Owned vs. CPO and More…
When done properly, shopping for a used vehicle should be a series of decisions and disappointments. This may seem simple enough, but if you...
2020 was a Dumpster Fire; These Vehicles Weren’t
Up until a few short months into the year 2020, having a bad day consisted of the garbage bag splitting wide open on the...
BMW Joins Bitter Bidding Battle with Bugatti and Bentley for “Self-Cleaning Car” Patent
BMW is the latest luxury automaker to jump into the fight to acquire the rights to a patent for a self-cleaning car. This is...
Gold Tooth Jeep is a Dealer You Can’t Refuse!
The Golden State. The Land of Milk and Honey. The Place Where Every Teenager Wants to Go According to Music. California goes by many...
It’s Time To Rethink Cincinnati Marathons…Using Ford Trucks
Americans have spoken. They don't want to throw their lives away, busting their knees every so often through the horrors of a marathon. Yes,...
Former Prez Trump Enters Rehab For Twitter Addiction
It’s tiring running the country (…into the ground), and unfortunately, all that stress can sometimes lead to maladaptive coping behaviors. Leadership by tyranny on...
