Ford’s e-F-150 Shows Real Towing Power
Just recently, Ford wowed the world with a demonstration of the raw power their still officially unrevealed electric F-150 pickup has. The electric truck...
How Many Sausages Do They Fit?
Listen, dammit: over the years, I've worked with a lot of fine people that write a lot of exceptional articles about a lot of...
Blazer or Sorento: Clash at Kalamazoo
There are a lot of midsize SUVs available these days, so picking the right one can be difficult. It can help to look at...
Chevy Unveils Exciting New “PlagueTech”
In much the same way the porn industry has always been on the cutting edge of adopting new and impressive video technology, so too...
Ford, Chevy & Nickelodeon say #SwiperNoSwiping
Debating the 2020 Ford Explorer vs 2020 Chevy Traverse? You’re not alone, but in 2020 it appears that the two may no longer be...
Are Chevy and Ford Asking Themselves “New Year Who Dis?”
Vinegar. Baking Soda. Individually harmless? Of course. But, combined, these components have empowered subpar 2nd graders everywhere to earn ‘Honorable Mention’ ribbons at their...
Nissan Pathfinder: The New Face of Planned Parenthood?
Debating the 2020 GMC Acadia vs 2020 Nissan Pathfinder just got a whole lot easier. Well, scratch that. Saying that it’s ‘a lot easier’...
New Series Highlights the Problem with our SUV Craze
In the ongoing war between leading automakers, it would appear that fresh shots are being fired across the bow at those who are restructuring...
Forget EV – Chevy Knows it’s All about Hamsters
Electric vehicles are yesterday’s news. The Tesla Cybertruck, the Ford Mustang Mach-E: these are so last year that they might as well be Epstein...
5 Bold New Automotive Technologies
One thing I find interesting about the auto industry is the way in which it draws inspiration from other industries and businesses to innovate...
Hyundai Partners with Uber to Develop Air Taxi
As with most any industry show, the annual Consumer Electronics Show is always a great source for live auto news. And at the 2020...
Local Writer Found Dead: The Lemon Investigates
The Lemon respectfully requests that our loyal readers join us in a moment of quiet reflection in memory of celebrated staff writer Jason Cook,...
90’s Singer Becomes Most Sought After Spokesperson of 2020
If nothing else, the next few years are shaping up to be a full-scale shootout between competing crossover and SUV offerings. For the better...
GMC Dealership Closes Under Bizarre Circumstances
Bethesda MD - In March of 2019, it had been reported that the number of car dealerships in the United States had declined for...
Ford Sets its Sights on the Cybertruck
In terms of overall sales, Ford trucks sit head and shoulders above the offerings of (pretty much) every other automaker out there. As of...
Elon Musk is Not a Decepticon Servant (and Other Comforting Lies)
This may not come as much of a surprise, but the evidence to suggest that Elon Musk is a servant of the Decepticons has...
How a Hot Flash Got Me a Hot Rod
Editor's Note: Recently, popular articles such as Massachusetts Presidential Hopeful Turns Down Jeep Sponsorship and GM Criticized for Referring to Discontinued Models as “Epsteins” (Because...
Chevy Targets People Who Have “Run Out of F*cks”
These days, it seems as though most topics of conversation are (in some way) impacted by the idea of sustainability. In fact, it seems...
Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit
’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the...
Has the Mach-E Reinvented ‘Reinvention’?
Apple. Robert Downey Jr. Lego. Miley Cyrus. Old Spice. Caitlin Jenner. Bruce Jenner’s closet. What do all of these things have in common? They’ve...
