Does the Impala Feel Like it Was Dumped for a Colorado Mother of 5?
Following hot on the heels of Ford’s announcement that they’d be purging their line of sedans to focus on building a refined lineup of...
Tour Sponsorship Earns Chevy a New Anthem
The Eagles have added five further dates to their 2018 “An Evening with the Eagles” tour, which kicks off on March 12 in Indianapolis, Indiana. The tour,...
Ohtani Announces NASCAR Debut
Los Angeles Angels breakout star Shohei Ohtani apparently isn’t content with being one of the most versatile, dynamic players the sport has seen since...
Ford Begins Manufacturing Masks for 2020 Ford Expedition
In an attempt to boost sluggish sales, stop climate change, and appease the snowflake liberal media in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Ford...
The Chevy Subavark: Solving the Problem
As you no doubt know by now, Chevrolet, in its infinite wisdom, recently unveiled its newest offering in the highly competitive SUV/hatchback market: the...
Ford Announces the 2024 F-150 “Karen Edition”
As one of the most popular vehicles on the road today, the Ford F-150 is a symbol of Americana and, for many, a sacred...
Smoke Emerging from a Giant Pile of Tires Outside of GM Headquarters Turns White,...
Here at The Lemon, we’re proud of the journalistic integrity that we adhere to. And every so often, we live up to our namesake...
The Lord of the Compact Crossovers: The Two Transports
As a woodland elf, there is only one thing I love in this world. That’s getting the best of dwarves. While my people sought...
Amidst Chip Shortage, Auto Industry Looks for Radical Solutions
My frequent readers will know that I have three skills: eloquence and a knack for crafting exquisite sentences, the ability to restate...
Kanye Hacks The Lemon To Sell Used Trucks
Editor’s note: While we had hoped to bring you an article on the 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 ZR2, we regret to inform you that...
2021 Ford F-150 Offer Lets Buyers Purchase Today, Pay Next Year if We Make...
It would be an understatement to say that 2020 has been a year for the books. From life-devouring wildfires to friend-ending election brawls, our...
4 Reasons I’m Excited about the Ford Maverick
If there’s one thing I’ve been hoping for during the last 18 months of uncertainty, madness, and despair, it’s that Ford would introduce another...
Controversy Hits the 2020 Sedan Bowl
This year’s Sedan Bowl was set to be a divisive face-off between the 2020 Ford Fusion and the 2020 Chevy Malibu. A rapid red...
The Truth About GM CPO Vehicles
The auto industry is like Vegas: the odds are never in your favor, the house always wins, and the hookers don’t actually like you....
Nissan Introduces New Inflation-Proof Model
With inflation hitting an almost 40-year high, a dollar isn't quite worth what it used to be. The effects of this unfortunate economic reality...
BMW Joins Bitter Bidding Battle with Bugatti and Bentley for “Self-Cleaning Car” Patent
BMW is the latest luxury automaker to jump into the fight to acquire the rights to a patent for a self-cleaning car. This is...
Huge Ford Leak: CEO’s Shocking Letter Exposed!
Friends, I take my job as an auto industry insider and investigative reporter very seriously, which is why I work so hard to bring...
Ram Unveils New Trim Names for Pride Month
Summer is nearly here, which means that Pride Month is right around the corner and companies are already figuring out the best way to...
How to Shop for a Used Jeep
Despite the fact that they’re grotesquely overpriced when sold as new, Jeep vehicles tend to retain a lot of value and sell for pretty...
What Does “BMW” Mean?
We’ve all been there: one minute you’re trying to find the best deal on a used BMW, and the next moment you’re so deep...
