We’re Getting the Band Back Together! We Just Need a New Car!
Here at The Lemon, we look for news in all the places the regular folks at NBC, CNN, Fox, or The Onion...
Honda Catches Up to 2018
Some people might say that the 2022 Honda Odyssey is out of touch, that it’s an unnecessary vehicle in the modern market....
Amidst Chip Shortage, Auto Industry Looks for Radical Solutions
My frequent readers will know that I have three skills: eloquence and a knack for crafting exquisite sentences, the ability to restate...
Cuomo Impeachment Investigation Unearths Ford Scandal
Beleaguered New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo was dealt a new blow this afternoon, and it hit him like a Certified Pre-Owned...
Exclusive Interview: Honda Salesman Mark Bobkins Discusses the 2021 Civic
It’s a cold, rainy evening in Georgia, and the fog is rolling across the hills, containing secrets in its folds. As the...
7 Alternate Uses for the Ford Raptor
The 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor has long been a popular go-to for stark-raving truck enthusiasts. Its fans are well aware of how...
What Your Jeep Says About You (and Other Models)
Anyone who has ever owned a Jeep or knows somebody who owns a Jeep is probably familiar with the super-annoying secret wave...
Crossovers for Karens: Terrain vs CR-V
Crossovers, especially small crossovers, are the ideal method of transportation for the Karen on the go. They are simple and easy to...
2022 Chevy Bolt EUV: Apathy, thy name is Chevy
A new electric vehicle from Chevy seems to be about as desired as a pudding-y fart in an overcrowded city bus…but here...
Covington Ram Dealer: Development Hero
Friends, my time in the auto industry has taught me quite a few things; perhaps most important among them, however, is that a good...
Chrysler Dealer Introduces Innovative Vaccine Initiative
There was once a time when people would talk to their doctor, listen to their advice based on expertise and years of practice, and...
The Days of the Granny-Mobile Are Dead Thanks To Buick Stereotypes
Cancel culture and political correctness are everywhere, and it has now crept into the auto industry. The latest victim of cancel culture is the...
2021 Chevy Trax vs 2021 Honda HR-V – Subcompact SUVs create identity crisis for...
Who am I? Why am I here? These are questions we all struggle with from time to time. This type of philosophical introspection has...
Ram Trucks Caves to Campaign to #ReleaseTheRamLease With New Terms
Taking a page from the Warner Brothers playbook, Ram recently announced plans to offer a more expansive slate of Ram lease programs for those...
‘Wine’ Added to ‘O’Clock’ in Historic Town Vote and Moms Everywhere Finally Have Hope
Sally McCreary can still hardly believe it. After years of hiding her afternoon “Mom Juice” in a Yeti rambler, she feels redeemed. “We finally...
Chevy and Dead Hookers: A Match Made in Heaven
Friends, if you know nothing else about me, then you should know this: I care deeply about the world around us. I care about...
2021 Chevy Equinox, Toyota RAV4 Announce Runs for Governor
As we’ve learned all too well recently, name recognition and celebrity are increasingly standing in for experience and expertise when it comes to electing...
The 2021 GMC Sierra 1500 And 2021 Nissan Titan: Full-size Trucks Or Gold Mines?
Two leading car manufacturers have their vision set firmly on the future with the recent announcement of an intriguing new feature. Earlier this month,...
The Perfect Adult Toy for the South
It’s a well-known fact in the United States that big trucks are popular. From the tippy-top of Maine to the most southern part of...
Introducing the All-New Kia Forte XX
Picture this: you get into your car, which is an aggressive shade of dark blue, struggle to get hold of the steering wheel due...
