2001 Chevy Cavalier Accused of Sexual Misconduct
Following a string of high-profile sexual misconduct allegations, a vehicle is now in the news. An aging, 2001 Chevy Cavalier was recently called out...
Introducing…the NEW KIA Harambe!
If you find yourself on Google, searching ‘Work Trucks for Sale Cincinnati’ you might expect to find the usual onslaught of F-150, Silverado, 1500...
Electrification of F-Series Sparks Unexpected Debate
After decades of discussion, debates and live auto news coverage regarding the energy crisis, the majority of automakers seem to be neck-in-neck with one...
Don’t Stop Believing (in the 2017 Dodge Journey)
The world of nuptials have evolved far beyond the trappings of churches, synagogues and city halls. Whether orchestrated by a professional wedding planner, or...
Customers Convinced That Chevy Is Giving Away Free Grandmas
Recently, Chevy has been rolling out a new commercial spot for their 2018 Chevrolet Traverse. Titled “Family Reunion,” the commercial revolves around a group...
2018 Camry’s Cruise Control Malfunctions, Car Goes on Drug-Fueled Murder Spree
The upcoming 2018 Toyota Camry is going to feature a number of advanced safety features, including:
Pre-Collision System with Pedestrian Detection
Lane Departure Alert...
Nissan’s “ASS” Is Changing the Animal-Safety Game
Following the relative success of Volvo’s pedestrian airbag, Nissan has decided to take non-passenger safety to another level… and this time, they’re focusing on animals....
Texas: No Country for Ol’ Chevys
When at a Chevy dealership in Dallas, truck buyers must feel a little bit out of place. Each fall, automotive journalists and manufacturer representatives...
Nissan Pathfinder: The New Face of Planned Parenthood?
Debating the 2020 GMC Acadia vs 2020 Nissan Pathfinder just got a whole lot easier. Well, scratch that. Saying that it’s ‘a lot easier’...
Ford Won’t Play ‘Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon’
Everyone loves Kevin Bacon.
Well, most people love Kevin Bacon (our editor really loves Kevin Bacon, but that’s for another time). You kind of get...
Mazda Criticized for Obsessive Narcissism
Proving that no-one in today’s society is innocent (until a completely unrelated party states that they’re not personally offended by them) automaker Mazda now...
The 2021 Chevy Colorado is Full of Spiders
If you like small trucks, I mean really small trucks – the kind of trucks you can fit into your pocket, I’m talking really...
Coma Patient Influenced by Dank Memes
In a story that most would consider unbelievable, it has been reported that for the first time in reported history, someone’s mind was actually...
Tropical Storm Karen: A Clever Ploy by FCA?
It was way back in the 1950s when the U.S. National Hurricane Center began the practice which would carry over to the World Meteorological...
Family Mistakes Chevy Cars for Chevy Chase, Hijinks Ensues
Sorry, Florida Chevy Chase fans. The former movie star won’t be attending a business near you.
Recently, a Florida family of 15 sold all of...
Douche-y Car Salesman Finds Love Amidst Hurricane
Albany, NY - There’s an old Finnish saying about acquiring the right romantic partner, which says, “Oikean naisen kiinnipitämiseksi tarvitset kaksi ponia ja tuulen...
Exclusive Look at the Failed iJeep
Back in the days, before the iWatch, iPhone, and iPod, Apple was teaming up with a renowned car manufacturer to producer an innovative and...
90’s Singer Becomes Most Sought After Spokesperson of 2020
If nothing else, the next few years are shaping up to be a full-scale shootout between competing crossover and SUV offerings. For the better...
Just a Gigolo…for a BMW
For the average person, there are two stages to any kind of exorbitant purchase. The first stage involves looking into the top of the...
Consumer Warning: Do Not Seek “Used Wranglers” on Craigs List
If someone were to begin searching used Jeeps for sale, they'd probably expect a pretty straightforward process. It's unlikely that they'd give any thought...
