Consumer Warning: Do Not Seek “Used Wranglers” on Craigs List
If someone were to begin searching used Jeeps for sale, they'd probably expect a pretty straightforward process. It's unlikely that they'd give any thought...
Ford, Chevy & Nickelodeon say #SwiperNoSwiping
Debating the 2020 Ford Explorer vs 2020 Chevy Traverse? You’re not alone, but in 2020 it appears that the two may no longer be...
Asian Man Named Hyun Convinced Hyundai is Trying to Kill Him
Hyundai has always been known for their ability to cater to their customers and provide those individuals with all of the features and capabilities...
Mazda’s Vehicles Will Stifle Farts
“Whoever smelt it, dealt it” is a term you won’t be hearing much longer if you’re traveling in one of Mazda’s vehicles. That’s because...
Scottish Social Club from Indiana Declares War on Chevy
As if Chevy (and GM as a whole) weren’t already weathering a continual onslaught of bad press, it appears as though a splinter faction...
Man Buys Mercedes to Win Back Wife, Loses Family
Last week, a recently-divorced man purchased a used Mercedes-Benz in an attempt to win back his wife. Now, the individual is regretting not opting...
Woman Takes Selfie with Jeep, Ruins Life
Los Angeles, CA - A woman’s recent decision to take a selfie with her new purchase may have solved the month-long debate of the...
Why the 2019 Ford Ecosport is a Game-Changer in Treating Clinical Mediocrity
Having just been introduced to the U.S market over a year ago, the 2019 Ford Ecosport may not have a lot of mileage behind...
Dodge Introduces Their New Backseat Driver Technology
Since vehicles first hit the market decades and decades ago, rear passengers haven’t had the best view of the road. Sure, they could look...
Janis Joplin’s DNA Zombie Attacks Maserati Corporate HQ
When Alfieri Maserati began making luxury performance vehicles in 1914, it is unlikely that he could have predicted the continued appeal of his vehicles...
Masshole Drops “Trou’ and Gets Weird With Local Laws
If you’re ever sitting at home, bored (probably with no pants on) and feel like falling down a rabbit-hole, do an online search for...
BMW Challenges Global Stereotyping of “Old Germans”
It was recently reported that Mercedes-Benz has committed themselves to dispelling certain misconceptions about an aging workforce. Rather than classify those workers by such...
Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit
’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the...
What’s in a Name?
Disclaimer: I’m not saying you HAVE to be high to do this (but it helps).
At some point, or another, most of us have passed...
Bearded Man in Flannel Restores Porsche Credibility
Vehicle choice can say a lot about a person. Sure, it can speak to their budget, lifestyle (and sometimes even their sense of priority)...
Levante Envy
So, you’re thinking of buying a Maserati SUV? Sweet.
But, full-disclosure, you should probably know that you’re a HUGE douche-nozzle and I want to punch...
Man Sets Record for Most Miles Traveled with Blinker On
Beverley, MA – "If yah wah debating buyin' the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Chevy Traverse, getcha'self the Acadia," suggests a local man who...
Can I Axe You a Question?
Do you consider yourself a ‘grammar nazi’? Do you own, or have you considered buying a 2018 Chevy Trax? If you've answered yes to both...
Bridging the Gap to GAME OF THRONES Season 8
In August of 2017, viewers around the world found themselves traumatized. While much of the credit goes to the sequence of cliffhangers that made...
Caddy Dealer Proves That Not Everything is Bigger in Texas
It’s one of the most iconic cliches in the United States; the claim that “Everything is Bigger in Texas.” Here are some fun facts...
