Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised
Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...
Ford and Chevy Battle for Supremacy
For decades now, the big truck manufacturers have been fighting each other in an ever-growing arms race for top numbers. It only takes a...
Special Services for Your Ram Truck
Many people think that one truck is just as good as another: those people are dumb and have dumb ideas because clearly, some pickups...
Choosing the Right Truck Based on Real Numbers
One thing I’ll never forget is the advice that my grandfather gave me on his deathbed; he said, “Passion belongs in the bedroom, not...
David Duke Officially Endorses the Chevy Colorado
A recent contest between the Chevy Colorado and Nissan Frontier has been heating up in the polls. Not surprisingly, the gap between the two...
Proud Boys Storm Ford Dealership After F-150 Loses Reader’s Choice Poll
It’s been over a year since the capital was stormed by a massive group of mouth-breathing mongoloids that we refer to as Trump supporters....
Historian Confirms That There Were No Chevy Silverados During the 1500s
For many drivers, workers, and tradesmen, the Chevy Silverado 1500 is the most reliable workhorse on the road. While many discuss the vehicle’s positive...
Truck Loan Forgiveness Program Calms Student Loan Anger
Those debating between the 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 got a welcomed surprise this week with the announcement that the federal...
Three Cost-Efficient Trucks You’ve Never Heard Of
If you are on the hunt for used trucks for sale, you’re probably looking for one that is as fuel-efficient as possible. What you...
Nissan Frontier Get’s New F1-Inspired Face Filters
Drivers deciding between the 2022 Nissan Frontier vs 2022 Toyota Tacoma will have a new factor to consider as the two automakers race to...
NY Truck Dealer in League With Communist China Angers Truck Drivers
ALBANY, NY - Local Albany F-150 dealer Wellington Cheapskate will appear in court this coming Sunday to appeal his conviction of selling trucks without...
Look Out Men: The Silverado Is For Basic B*tches Only
I’ve always felt that pickup trucks like the 2023 Chevy Silverado have been marketed too heavily towards the rough, tough, DIYer types. But you...
The Four Worst Used Chevy Trucks
The Internet is arguably the single-greatest tool for research in all of recorded human history. Nothing else has ever created such a vast network...
Basement Dwelling Incel Intimidated at the Prospect of Woman Driving a Truck
A notable aspect of the automotive industry is its inclusiveness. It’s a world that’s constantly evolving, both in terms of technological innovation and the...
Ford Replaces “Pedestrian Detection” with “Pedestrian Destruction” For All 2024 Models
The innovation and further development in the automotive industry have always been impressive. Among the brands that have always sought to shift the paradigm...
Science Watch: New Study Confirms Correlation Between Truck Size and Penis Size
It’s no secret the vehicle that a person drives often reflects different aspects of their personality. And while high-end sports cars are synonymous with...
2023 Chevy Colorado Earns GM Another “Made-up” Award
There are many criteria by which trucks can be judged: engine power and performance, towing and payload capacity, the fullness and girth of their...
Man Makes Shocking Discovery About His GMC Sierra
As an intrepid automotive journalist, I receive a great deal of correspondence from my dedicated fans and readers. Recently, one particular letter caught my...
Smoke Emerging from a Giant Pile of Tires Outside of GM Headquarters Turns White,...
Here at The Lemon, we’re proud of the journalistic integrity that we adhere to. And every so often, we live up to our namesake...
This Truck Service Is Affordable, Efficient, and Definitely Not a Drug Front
Taking care of a truck can get expensive. If you're like me, you probably work your truck hard, and it is consequently in frequent...
