Motley Crue is shown with a Pontiac Firebird because they may be involved in live auto news relating to the resurrection.

Did Motley Crue, Poison, & Def Leppard Tour Inspire GM to Resurrect the Pontiac...

It was 2010 when General Motors turned the last page and closed the book on Pontiac, a brand which - at the time -...
GM Comparison

Meet the NEW GM Mascot: The Ghost of Rodney King

Never before has society felt so divided. From everything forced down your throat via the media, to the onslaught of the unpleasantness of social...
landspeeder

Hollywood X

There is a popular saying that goes, “Oh, if these walls could talk…” the stories they would tell, right? Well, that’s good until the...
A 'Karen' is shown shrugging about the 2021 GMC Terrain vs 2021 Honda CR-V comparison, with protestors in the background.

Crossovers for Karens: Terrain vs CR-V

Crossovers, especially small crossovers, are the ideal method of transportation for the Karen on the go. They are simple and easy to...
Chevy

Direct-to-Car Amazon Deliveries Are Just the Beginning

It was recently announced that the convenience of shopping through Amazon Prime would be enhanced for certain customers, as long as they drove either...
A woman is screaming at a Kia dealership showing bull horns and electricity.

Why the New Kia Sorento Will Shock (or Terrify) You

The all-new 2021 Kia Sorento isn't your ordinary mid-size SUV. It's actually the most extraordinary, unusual, possibly strange mid-size crossover to hit the market...
Vaping Car Salesman Pitching a Prospective CarBuyer on a KIA Covered with Pro-Vaping Bumper Stickers

Teen Health Warning: Vaping Can Lead to Buying a KIA

  Baltimore MD - In our experience, live auto news reports are crossing over to influence other industries more than ever. While cross-marketing synergies (which...
Infiniti

Infiniti is About to Get Its F*ck On

Inside of a dark auditorium in Wan Chai, Honk Kong, hundreds of members of the global press corps had gathered. The murmuring audience hushed...
A hand taking a cell phone photo of a Southwest Airlines flight attendant in an airport

Southwest Airlines Takes Aim at RAM Trucks for #DoingItWrong”

Last month, Southwest Airlines Flight 1380 from New York to Dallas made global news after engine failure and a blown-out window on the Boeing...
Used Cars Cincinnati

Plot Leak for INFINITY WAR Sequel Prove Disappointing

*** Spoilers for AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR Follow. Proceed at Your Own Risk. *** As the global box office gross for AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR approaches $1.9...
An older man confused at a computer is shown next to a post that says "You're already a top fan" in relation to searching 'Buick dealership near me'.

Top Fans Commented on Buick (& That’s Not a Good Thing)

While the majority of Google users on Friday, April 26th were distracted by searching the word ‘Thanos’ and harnessing the power of the Infinity...
A hand in front of a chalk board holding the keys to a Ram truck, specifically a 2021 Ram TRX.

2021 Ram TRX: The Perfect Truck for People Who Work Part-Time Jobs But Make...

It has long been known that teachers enjoy one of the cushiest jobs in the world. They work 8-9 months out of the year...
A man is sitting in a white vehicle while shopping for used SUVs for sale.

Five Things You Don’t Know to Do When Shopping Used

Friends (and I use that term loosely), you’ve been lied to all your life. Lied to by your government, lied to by your religion,...
Joe Biden is next to a cow butt.

Auto Industry Ready for Emissions Challenges

One of the major issues that the auto industry has been dealing with for the past few decades is meeting emissions standards...
A grey 2021 Ford Edge is shown in the center of a conspiracy map.

Joe Biden Is Why You Can’t Buy a Ford Edge

Have you gone to a Ford dealership recently? Have you tried to buy the 2021 Ford Edge only to discover that it’s not available...
A skull is shown overlayed over a road with the text 'safety in the auto industry' through it after someone searched 'used truck dealership'.

Auto Industry Thankful for Gun Manufacturers

For years now, decades really, the auto industry has had a dirty little not-so-secret: they’re the best around at killing children. You might not...
Jesus is shown giving thumbs up to an automobile accident during live auto news.

Highway Accident Provides Evidence I Am a Living God

If you're at all familiar with the tremendous breadth of my award-winning, once-in-a-lifetime journalistic work—which has been lauded as the most important writing of...
A group of blind protestors are shown near a red and a grey 2024 Chevy Malibu.

Sight-Handicapped Drivers Vandalize Car Dealership, Outraged Over the Term “Blind Spot”

VAN NUYS, Calif. — A local Chevrolet dealership was besieged by a group of sight-handicapped individuals on Thursday, expressing outrage over the terminology of...
A grey 2022 Chevy Blazer is shown from the side during a new GM purchase program.

Local Man Trades in First Born Child for 2023 Chevy Blazer

Chicago, IL – With so many new makes and models generating excitement for the upcoming model year and the worldwide microchip shortage limiting the...
A man is shown holding a lease near a McDonalds and ford truck.

Ford, McDonald’s Unite: Lease Any Super Duty, Get Free McNuggets

CHICAGO, Ill. — An announcement from the McDonald’s Corporation has left consumers both impressed and confused. Amy Jamieson, the Director for US Field Communications and...