The 2021 Chevy Colorado is Full of Spiders
If you like small trucks, I mean really small trucks – the kind of trucks you can fit into your pocket, I’m talking really jam down into your pants, then keep reading. You’re in luck, oh reader mine, because today we’re talking about the Colorado – not that state full of pot-smoking werewolves and domesticated albatrosses, but the pickup...
Chevy Offers Spring Breakers Free Ride Into The Ocean
It's Spring Break, and Florida is open for business. With cloudless skies and beautiful surf, the Sunshine State wants to make sure it lives up to it's billing as America's Wang and piss all over any notion of home quarantine. Because, after all, college kids have the right to binge drink and soak up some rays! After all, there's...
The Chevy Subavark: Solving the Problem
As you no doubt know by now, Chevrolet, in its infinite wisdom, recently unveiled its newest offering in the highly competitive SUV/hatchback market: the 2021 Chevy Subavark, the next evolution of the 2020 Chevy Spark. While I won’t bore you with a lazy retread of Chevy’s big announcement, suffice to say the new vehicle has taken the world by...
Manufacturers Begin Work on Car That Can Work From Home
With everything going on and the world basically falling apart, the need for cars has been cut down pretty slim. Employers are sending their employees to work from home, and people are social distancing (successfully? Maybe not). However, car manufacturers are ahead of the game, almost like they must have seen it coming. Toyota, Ford, and Honda have all...
Head of Auto Industry is an A-hole!
Fuel economy is one of the most important aspects of a vehicle to a lot of potential car-buyers – and the auto industry is paying attention. When you're looking to compare a couple of cars like the 2020 Ford Ranger vs 2020 Nissan Frontier or any other model out there, you probably look at the gas mileage to get...
Ford’s e-F-150 Shows Real Towing Power
Just recently, Ford wowed the world with a demonstration of the raw power their still officially unrevealed electric F-150 pickup has. The electric truck proved it has the towing power needed to compete with conventional Ford trucks for sale by towing a pair of railroad cars filled with standard F-150 models. As some everyday-Joe, blue-collar workers looked on and...
Hollywood Planning New “Cars” Movie and More
Life during a pandemic can be tough, we all know that, but fortunately for all of us, there are people out there willing to take advantage of it and sell things to us based on our new, horrifying existence. Entertainment has always been at the forefront of cashing in on misery and disaster, whether it’s making a movie about...
Who Doesn’t Love a Bleached Tailpipe?
Taking care of your vehicle is essential – everyone knows that. If you’re shaking your head right now and thinking, “No, it’s not,” then you can get the hell out of here right now! But listen up children, because I’m going to spill a boiling cauldron of truth all over your heads: you’re not taking care of your vehicle...
How Many Sausages Do They Fit?
Listen, dammit: over the years, I've worked with a lot of fine people that write a lot of exceptional articles about a lot of great vehicles, and they all make the same mistake – they give us facts and specs that no one cares about. Let's say you're interested in comparing a couple of vehicles like the 2020 Chevy...
Seven Pro Quarantine Tips from an Isolation All-Star!
Friends, if you’re anything like me, then dear G-d what’s wrong with you!? Why would you do this? Why!? Now the rest of you, you’re probably wondering how to get through isolation or quarantine – how to “live your best life” while also staying safe and protected from the horrifying, invisible nightmares being expelled by the filthy and disgusting...
Blazer or Sorento: Clash at Kalamazoo
There are a lot of midsize SUVs available these days, so picking the right one can be difficult. It can help to look at just one or two at a time and compare them, such as focusing on the 2020 Chevy Blazer vs 2020 Kia Sorento. Looking at these two vehicles, we can see that they both—okay, I’m already...
Chevy Unveils Exciting New “PlagueTech”
In much the same way the porn industry has always been on the cutting edge of adopting new and impressive video technology, so too has the auto industry often led the way in embracing revolutionary power technology. From hybrid engines to electric vehicles, you can find plenty of examples of the brains behind the auto market leaping forward to...
Surviving the Coronapocalypse Wasteland
Columbus, OH - Since February, we watched as the world was torn apart by the deadly and infectious disease known as COVID-19, or simply, the Coronavirus. This virus originated in Wuhan, China, and has spread across the globe. Most recently, it has caused other serious problems in the U.S., including the stock market as the Dow dropped, people are...
Perfectly Normal Title
When looking at used cars for sale in Ohio, it’s important to start off by figuring out what kind of vehicle you need. For example, if you have a large family and want to be able to easily transport them around town or take a road trip, then something like a large SUV can be a great choice. On...
Ford, Chevy & Nickelodeon say #SwiperNoSwiping
Debating the 2020 Ford Explorer vs 2020 Chevy Traverse? You’re not alone, but in 2020 it appears that the two may no longer be direct competitors. In fact, if children’s programming network Nickelodeon has anything to say about it, the popular SUVs might be the newest amigos in town.
Cross-marketing can be a funny thing. When two separate and often...
Are Chevy and Ford Asking Themselves “New Year Who Dis?”
Vinegar. Baking Soda. Individually harmless? Of course. But, combined, these components have empowered subpar 2nd graders everywhere to earn ‘Honorable Mention’ ribbons at their elementary school science fairs. But one might view the reaction between the two as a great metaphor for the automotive landscape if we replace vinegar with internet memes and baking soda with New Years’ resolution....
Nissan Pathfinder: The New Face of Planned Parenthood?
Debating the 2020 GMC Acadia vs 2020 Nissan Pathfinder just got a whole lot easier. Well, scratch that. Saying that it’s ‘a lot easier’ might be an overstatement, but it may have gotten ‘a little bit easier’ depending on how easily you’re influenced by what you see online.
Acknowledging the volatile nature of the world we live in, there are...
New Series Highlights the Problem with our SUV Craze
In the ongoing war between leading automakers, it would appear that fresh shots are being fired across the bow at those who are restructuring their lineups around crossovers and SUVs. The source: a Dutch video series called “Are You Dumber Than an American?” And people are wondering if it might have lasting ramifications on the entire segment while issuing...
Forget EV – Chevy Knows it’s All about Hamsters
Electric vehicles are yesterday’s news. The Tesla Cybertruck, the Ford Mustang Mach-E: these are so last year that they might as well be Epstein memes. At a secret meeting, attended only by top men at Chevy (Top… Men) and a few key industry insiders (yours damn truly!), the engineers at GM revealed a specially-designed hamster-powered vehicle that you’ll find...
Did Ricky Gervais (& His Little Hands) Take a Swing at GM?
Of those shopping for used cars, Albany, NY car-buyers might find they have more options available to them than ever, thanks to a certain British comedian who may have taken a humbling swing at General Motors. And while the featured image of this article helps this claim to sound more impressive (due to the apparent tininess of his fists),...
