Blazer or Sorento: Clash at Kalamazoo
There are a lot of midsize SUVs available these days, so picking the right one can be difficult. It can help to look at...
How Many Sausages Do They Fit?
Listen, dammit: over the years, I've worked with a lot of fine people that write a lot of exceptional articles about a lot of...
Why the New Kia Sorento Will Shock (or Terrify) You
The all-new 2021 Kia Sorento isn't your ordinary mid-size SUV. It's actually the most extraordinary, unusual, possibly strange mid-size crossover to hit the market...
Introducing the All-New Kia Forte XX
Picture this: you get into your car, which is an aggressive shade of dark blue, struggle to get hold of the steering wheel due...
Car-Shopping Shines Spotlight on Generation Divide
Bath, Maine - For those of us fortunate enough to share our days with parents, grandparents, or even great-grandparents, we’ll inevitably encounter the concept...
The Los Angeles Clippers Sign the 2017 Kia Sportage
The NBA and Kia teamed up years ago, but now the iconic car brand is literally partnering with their main spokesperson, forward Blake Griffin.
The...
5 Bold New Automotive Technologies
One thing I find interesting about the auto industry is the way in which it draws inspiration from other industries and businesses to innovate...
2021 Kia Soul EV: Necromancy Meets Technomancy
If you know anything about the auto industry, then you should know this: long has it been entrenched in the dark arts of sorcery...
Scientists Link Spousal Indecisiveness to SUV Craze
Cambridge MA - If you and your significant other are debating the 2019 Chevy Equinox vs 2019 Kia Sportage, you might be exhibiting the...
The Exact Moment #InAWorldNoTwitter Jumped the Shark
If you’re in the market for a new crossover, researching and comparing models like the 2019 Chevy Trax vs 2019 Kia Soul, we commend...
Blinded By The Light: New LEDs Allow Drivers To Rev Up Like A Douche
For Jake Levy, the hunt for a new SUV boiled down to two choices: the 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee L vs 2022 Kia Telluride....
New SUV Dreading Start Of Tailgate Season
Football season is upon us, and with it comes the official start of tailgate season. For those who can’t participate in the battle on...
Climate Conference Has Brands Envisioning Greener Future
While largely devoid of any concrete changes or commitments on a governmental level, the recent COP26 climate conference has given some auto manufacturers a...
The King Spotted at King of Prussia Kia Dealership
King of Prussia, PA—It was last Thursday at Worthington Kia, a local Kia dealer, where a sighting of Elvis Presley was reported. While reports...
Chapter VI: In Which a Letter Is Received and Answered
As an impartial witness to the machinations and madness of the auto industry, I try not to get directly involved in the lives of...
New Gordon Ramsey-voiced GPS Tells You How Terrible of a Driver You Are
TULSA, OK — The last time we visited Kingston Kia, it was for a feature entitled "2023 Ford Explorer vs 2023 Kia Telluride; Which...
Jersey Shore’s Pauly D Living Out of a Kia EV6
If you live in the Monmouth County area and thought you saw Pauly D a-la Jersey Shore fame gelling up his hair or perfecting...
Highway Accident Provides Evidence I Am a Living God
If you're at all familiar with the tremendous breadth of my award-winning, once-in-a-lifetime journalistic work—which has been lauded as the most important writing of...
I Rode in the Kia Carnival Z06 Prototype
Most days, being an automotive journalist means little more than having ample reason to day-drink and stare out the window as I ponder how...
