A man with a check mark in one hand and an x in the other is trying to make a decision with his girlfriend.

Scientists Link Spousal Indecisiveness to SUV Craze

Cambridge MA - If you and your significant other are debating the 2019 Chevy Equinox vs 2019 Kia Sportage, you might be exhibiting the...
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Car-Shopping Shines Spotlight on Generation Divide

Bath, Maine - For those of us fortunate enough to share our days with parents, grandparents, or even great-grandparents, we’ll inevitably encounter the concept...
A futuristic city, where comparing the 2019 Chevy Trax vs 2019 Kia Soul is no longer necessary, is shown with a grave stone for Twitter.

The Exact Moment #InAWorldNoTwitter Jumped the Shark

If you’re in the market for a new crossover, researching and comparing models like the 2019 Chevy Trax vs 2019 Kia Soul, we commend...
A board meeting for 2020 Kia Sportage vs 2020 Chevy Blazer with ideas such as 3D car printing, community car building and VR driving

5 Bold New Automotive Technologies

One thing I find interesting about the auto industry is the way in which it draws inspiration from other industries and businesses to innovate...
A German man is behind sausages, which are surrounded by equations to compare the 2020 Chevy Blazer vs 2020 Kia Sorento.

How Many Sausages Do They Fit?

Listen, dammit: over the years, I've worked with a lot of fine people that write a lot of exceptional articles about a lot of...
A homeless-looking man ignores 2020 Chevy Blazer vs 2020 Kia Sorento and gives an interview about jellyfish.

Blazer or Sorento: Clash at Kalamazoo

There are a lot of midsize SUVs available these days, so picking the right one can be difficult. It can help to look at...
A green 2021 Kia Soul EV is parked in front of modern witches dancing.

2021 Kia Soul EV: Necromancy Meets Technomancy

If you know anything about the auto industry, then you should know this: long has it been entrenched in the dark arts of sorcery...
A woman is screaming at a Kia dealership showing bull horns and electricity.

Why the New Kia Sorento Will Shock (or Terrify) You

The all-new 2021 Kia Sorento isn't your ordinary mid-size SUV. It's actually the most extraordinary, unusual, possibly strange mid-size crossover to hit the market...
Tom Cruise is on top of a white 2021 Kia Stinger in a factory production line.

Everything You Need to Know About the 2021 Stinger

There’s an unseen underbelly of Kia Motors Corp., the South Korean automobile company known for its reliable, attractive, and, most of all, safe vehicles....
a woman is blowing a kiss towards a pink 2021 Kia Forte at a Kia Forte dealer.

Introducing the All-New Kia Forte XX

Picture this: you get into your car, which is an aggressive shade of dark blue, struggle to get hold of the steering wheel due...
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New SUV Dreading Start Of Tailgate Season

Football season is upon us, and with it comes the official start of tailgate season. For those who can’t participate in the battle on...
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Climate Conference Has Brands Envisioning Greener Future

While largely devoid of any concrete changes or commitments on a governmental level, the recent COP26 climate conference has given some auto manufacturers a...
A 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee L vs 2022 Kia Telluride during a headlight brightness competition.

Blinded By The Light: New LEDs Allow Drivers To Rev Up Like A Douche

For Jake Levy, the hunt for a new SUV boiled down to two choices: the 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee L vs 2022 Kia Telluride....
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The King Spotted at King of Prussia Kia Dealership

King of Prussia, PA—It was last Thursday at Worthington Kia, a local Kia dealer, where a sighting of Elvis Presley was reported. While reports...
A grey 2022 Honda Pilot and a black 2022 Kia Telluride are shown parked next to a glass of wine during a 2022 Honda Pilot vs 2022 Kia Telluride comparison.

Chapter VI: In Which a Letter Is Received and Answered

As an impartial witness to the machinations and madness of the auto industry, I try not to get directly involved in the lives of...
A silver 2022 Kia EV6 is shown from the side after leaving a Kia EV6 dealer.

Jersey Shore’s Pauly D Living Out of a Kia EV6

If you live in the Monmouth County area and thought you saw Pauly D a-la Jersey Shore fame gelling up his hair or perfecting...
A woman is shown looking at a Kia Carnival for sale.

I Rode in the Kia Carnival Z06 Prototype

Most days, being an automotive journalist means little more than having ample reason to day-drink and stare out the window as I ponder how...
Gordon Ramsey is shown arguing with a driver on which is better in a 2023 Ford Explorer vs 2023 Kia Telluride showdown.

New Gordon Ramsey-voiced GPS Tells You How Terrible of a Driver You Are

TULSA, OK — The last time we visited Kingston Kia, it was for a feature entitled "2023 Ford Explorer vs 2023 Kia Telluride; Which...
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Highway Accident Provides Evidence I Am a Living God

If you're at all familiar with the tremendous breadth of my award-winning, once-in-a-lifetime journalistic work—which has been lauded as the most important writing of...