Finding New Methods of Comparing SUVs
Automotive comparisons can prove challenging, especially in areas such as design since it’s inherently subjective. While you can speak your mind and share your...
Content Writer Fired. “Can’t Write Non-Offensive Article”
Peterborough NH - When we say the words ‘Automotive SEO’ what comes to mind? For many of you, the answer will inevitably be ‘not...
Chevy Dealer Aims to Prove That “Everything is More Inclusive in Texas”
Fort Worth TX - While seemingly archaic (when viewed in this politically-correct landscape) there’s an old anecdote commonly used by Texans to criticize one...
2019 Ford FIESTA Named ‘Most Ironic’
Los Angeles CA - With the entire industry still abuzz over a month after the Los Angeles Auto Show came to a close, it...
Dealership Considers ‘USED Acura’ to be Their “2nd Mistake
Orange County, CA - Asplunder Acura, a mainstay family of luxury dealerships familiar to anyone in Orange County, closed their collective doors today shocking...
Man Buys Buick Enclave While Drunk. Wakes Up Next to Fat, Old SUV
According to the Old Testament, the act of purchasing an SUV is not entirely unlike the act of signing on as your buddy’s ‘wingman’....
NBA Player Exposes Flaws in Toyota Naming Strategy
Houston, TX - Will your mother, wife, girlfriend or daughter like the 2019 Toyota Sequoia? To quote 1990’s rapper Sir Mix-a-lot, “Only if she’s...
Honda Ridgeline Credited with Decline in #ToxicMasculinity
Rockford IL - For those of you who only know Rockford, IL as the “Dry Hand-Job Capitol of the U.S”, it’s time to buy...
Chevy Spark to Star in 2019 Movie? And it’s NOT a Comedy?
Los Angeles CA - Just days before the film’s December 21st release, Paramount Pictures announced the next chapter in the Transformer film series, following...
Nissan Leaf voted ‘Car of the Year’ by Huntington Beach Oil Barons
Huntington Beach CA - You don’t have to be a resident of the west coast to feel the reach of California’s influence when it...
Dealership Accidentally Sponsors Brazilian Sports Team
Bethesda, MD - As any marketer knows, one’s budget can prove to be a finicky mistress, especially when it limits the realization of an...
Ford Plays “Would You Rather” with Massachusetts Man
Lenox, MA - If you’re searching out used Ford F-150 for Sale, you might want to talk to Bill Baker of Lenox, Massachusetts before...
New Study says ‘Driving a Yaris’ and ‘Regret’ are Almost Indistinguishable
Long before any college or university had secured research funding to prove (or disprove) it, a long-standing (and oft-quoted) trope has laid claim that...
Automotive Journalist to Receive Ground-Breaking Coma Therapy
Bethesda, MD - For automotive journalist Benji Wheeling, the day began like any other. After hitting snooze 3-4 times, he rose to a little...
Massachusetts Presidential Hopeful Turns Down Jeep Sponsorship
Cambridge, MA - While Fiat-Chrysler of America has claimed that no show of political partiality was intended in their recent offer to provide transportation...
Satanic Cult Diversifies, Opening RAM Dealership “For the Hell of It”
Do you like Satanists? Whether or not you realize it, the answer is probably ‘yes’. Surprised? Most people are. Because a recent study shows...
Masshole Drops “Trou’ and Gets Weird With Local Laws
If you’re ever sitting at home, bored (probably with no pants on) and feel like falling down a rabbit-hole, do an online search for...
Parents Unite Against Chevy Sonic After Being Forced to Lie to Their Kids
At the risk of using a cliched sentiment, parenting really is the most difficult job you could ever have. Aside from a handful of...
Instagram Influencer Questioned Under Suspicion of Child Endangerment
(Editorial Note: as restricted by a court order issued at the time of arraignment, THE LEMON will not be revealing the true identities of...
Christmas Protesting Reaches All-New High
Okay. Full disclosure, this is the part where I was supposed to write a piece comparing the 2019 GMC Yukon vs 2019 Ford Expedition....
