Did You Watch the Royal Wedding? You Might be a…Winner(?)
It’s no secret that the Buick brand has struggled with a bit of an identity crisis, as of late. Despite the security offered by...
Bridging the Gap to GAME OF THRONES Season 8
In August of 2017, viewers around the world found themselves traumatized. While much of the credit goes to the sequence of cliffhangers that made...
Ford Garners Animosity from Jewish Community
In a 1966 interview, John Lennon of The Beatles shared his views on religion with journalist Maureen Cleave stating, “Christianity will go. It will...
Editorial: To Every Couple Who Ever Did Over-the-Sweater Stuff in a Ford
Dearly Beloved… We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Ford cars; specifically the classic sedan, after a long, excruciating battle with...
Lamest Friendship Pact Ever Leads to Tandem Suicide
In these often confusing times, judgment runs rampant. Not only are there so many individuals who fear societal change, be it interracial marriage or...
“Jeep Guy” Named “Worst County Fair Exhibit 2017”
Swanzey, NH - Each year the southern New Hampshire town of Swanzey hosts the beloved Cheshire Fair. Now in its 80th year, the Fair...
“Mazda Swipe” Voted Worst Car-Buying / Dating App Ever
To anyone over the age of thirty, dating just isn’t what it used to be.
Since the dawn of time, mankind had successfully facilitated its...
BMW Challenges Global Stereotyping of “Old Germans”
It was recently reported that Mercedes-Benz has committed themselves to dispelling certain misconceptions about an aging workforce. Rather than classify those workers by such...
Honda: The Unlikely New Battleground in the Vaccination Debate
If you’re shopping for a new crossover, and have been comparing the 2018 Ford EcoSport vs. 2018 Honda HR-V, you might find a lot...
The Unlikely “Buddy Cop” Drama That Never Happened
Have you ever Googled something, then allowed yourself to fall down the rabbit-hole of results scanning page after page until you’ve found something really,...
Zaxx Raptor: Inside the Mind of a Genius
As of late, industry headlines seem to indicate that Ford is committed to the proposition of reinventing themselves as a truly innovative automaker. From...
Albany Salesman Rates 10 out of 10 [While Daughter is Rated a “Hard 4”,...
Albany, NY - When polled to determine the most customer-centric Chevy dealer, Albany NY came out in droves to support the well-respected efforts of...
The Chevy Bolt is a Trap (Unless You’re a Fan of Anal Probes)
Having taken a close look at the model year offerings from almost every major lineup, there seems to be a fairly significant split from...
Body-Swap Mystery Puzzles Small Massachusetts Community
Gardner, MA - It was 4:18 AM on Saturday, July 7th when the Gardner Police Department was dispatched to the scene of a motor...
GMC Dealer Fails to Impress In-Laws-To-Be (Except for ONE)
Matt Turwilliger lived the kind of focused, and well-directed life that most people would silently covet. Fiscally responsible, he learned the power of saving...
Nissan Uses Gender Debate to Increase Sales Among Young Car Buyers
The term ‘non-binary’ has been a mainstay of the English language for countless years, especially in the mathematics, science and technology communities. Defined as...
New Line of “OverCompens-8” Decals Free with Purchase of GMC Truck
So, you’re headed to your local Ford, Chevy, Dodge or GMC dealer to look at trucks. Hell, maybe you’re even headed to a Toyota,...
Is the Acura MDMA the car of our Drug-Addled Future?
We exist as parts of an enthusiast society. Both as individuals and as a collective population, we find things that we love: music, art,...
Steven Spielberg & Carmen Electra: Together at Last (Thanks Ford!)
“Name a more iconic duo…I’ll wait.”
The prevalence of such internet challenges provides a perfect depiction of the impactful nature of great pairings. Throughout history,...
Ford Patent Filing Blocked By Billionaire Playboy
It was recently reported by imaginethat.org that Ford might be investing their resources into the design and construction of a motorcycle / car hybrid....
