Janis Joplin’s DNA Zombie Attacks Maserati Corporate HQ
When Alfieri Maserati began making luxury performance vehicles in 1914, it is unlikely that he could have predicted the continued appeal of his vehicles...
Now YOU Can Fight Conor McGregor (’s 3rd Cousin Twice-Removed)
On Saturday, August 26th living rooms, barrooms, man caves and vaguely homo-erotic boxing and mixed martial arts gyms nationwide were captivated by the highly-promoted...
Crack Smoking Cowboy Confused By Ad Terrorizes Dealership
Bethesda, MD - Businesses of today are all-too-conscious of the risks associated with a lack of security. From banks to convenience stores, shopping malls...
30+ Failed Color Options Obtained Exclusively by The Lemon
Back in the day, consumers appreciated the opportunity to choose from any color that wasn’t some generic variation of black or white. Nowadays, car...
Cincinnati To-Blame For Man’s ‘Death By Indifference’
What’s Cincinnati like? Meh.
With all due respect to the city’s population, anyone who has visited the Queen City would answer the question the same...
Maserati Halts Production, Cites Vehicles’ “Sexiness”
Several months ago, a devastating crash in Detroit resulted in life-changing injuries to several “women of the night.” In an odd twist of events,...
5 Must-Have Used Cars from Craig’s List
It’s a story as old as time.
John Q. American is looking through used cars trying to find the perfect vehicle. Maybe it’s for his...
Toyota Wants You to Treat Your Vehicle Nicely
We’ve seen vehicles that include concierge services, automatic crash response systems, and even autonomous driving. Now, Toyota is revolutionizing the industry by engineering trucks...
The Gassed & Injurious
Like many Americans, Frank Topomi suddenly found himself in need of a new vehicle. Unfortunately for Frank, it was just days away from his...
Chevy Producing Orange-Fueled Cars
We recently learned that Britain would be banning the sale of new gasoline and diesel cars by the year 2040. While the government is...
Chevy Asks Stay-At-Home Dads to Design SUVs
If you go on to any car brand’s press website, you’ll quickly see a list of articles that tout the company’s recent design contests....
Just a Gigolo…for a BMW
For the average person, there are two stages to any kind of exorbitant purchase. The first stage involves looking into the top of the...
Trump Declares Nissan Cars “Fake”
On Sunday, the White House reported that President Donald J. Trump had held strategic conversations with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in anticipation of...
Man Steals Sonata, City Celebrates His Selflessness
Normally, when an individual’s car is stolen, it can lead to a variety of different issues for the owner. For starters, they don’t have...
Join Johnny’s Cars and Cards For “Degenerate Weekend”
If you’re opting for one of these vehicles, you’ll surely be in a situation where you need to get away quickly. Well, Johnny’s used...
Man Loses Hand, Isn’t Allowed to Participate in Jeep Wave
In a devastating development, it sounds like the man in the center of a gruesome McFlurry machine accident will be forced to give up...
Is Big Brother Watching You?
Are you feeling like everyone is watching what you do and how you think? You’re not going crazy. It’s true. The government, your neighbors,...
Is it a Joke or a Juke?
The Nissan Juke is an interesting car. Put simply, you’re either going to love it or you’re going to hate it. There appears to...
The 2017 Ford Focus May Lead to the Demise of the World Jenga Federation
The World Jenga Federation is struggling financially, and these woes are now beginning to influence the league’s upcoming All Star Game.
In previous years, the...
2018 Camry’s Cruise Control Malfunctions, Car Goes on Drug-Fueled Murder Spree
The upcoming 2018 Toyota Camry is going to feature a number of advanced safety features, including:
Pre-Collision System with Pedestrian Detection
Lane Departure Alert...
