Why Jeep Should Reconsider The Term All-Terrain
As brands and companies fall victim to marketing missteps and downright tone-deafness, there is a single brand that continues to operate unabetted by angry...
Our Case for Why Auto Manufacturers Should Start Developing Spaceships
Change is constant, no matter how you spin it. While you can fight the perpetual march of time and innovation, chances are you’ll be...
Which Cadillac SUV can Fit the Most Dead Hookers?
A wise man once said to me, “There are three things you should always do before you buy a car: you should kick its...
The All New Chevy Hyper-Duty 6800 Macho Commando Pickup Truck
Shopping for a new pickup truck, but unimpressed with the selection? Well, you're not alone, sure there may be plenty of pickup models out...
How to Incorporate Chevy Trucks into Your Next D&D Game Night
If there’s one thing I know, it’s this: the Venn diagram depicting truck enthusiasts and tabletop gamers is a perfect circle! We’ve all played...
Ford Begins Manufacturing Masks for 2020 Ford Expedition
In an attempt to boost sluggish sales, stop climate change, and appease the snowflake liberal media in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Ford...
“Nuts!” – Brigadier General McAuliffe; Dec. 22, 1944
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but if there’s anything I’ve learned from the extensive data we collect from you every...
Edge vs Murano: Settling the Debate
I can’t think of a more hotly contested, embittered, and contentious rivalry in the entirety of the auto industry than that of the Ford...
Social Distancing On the Go!
The auto industry is a complicated place. For one thing, it’s not really a place; so much as it’s a collection of businesses, each...
Uncertain Times Call for Uncertain Measures
In these uncertain times, there’s a fair amount of comfort to be found in the familiar and logical, which often leaves the new and...
How to Turn Your Pickup Truck into Your Own Socially Isolated Swimming Pool
Yes, it’s that time of the year again, when temperatures reach triple digits and a great number of beachgoers realize that they should’ve spent...
How to Tell if Your Jeep is Plotting to Kill You
Friends, (I’m not your friend, but I’m starting this article this way so you feel like I can relate to you – rather than...
2021 Kia Soul EV: Necromancy Meets Technomancy
If you know anything about the auto industry, then you should know this: long has it been entrenched in the dark arts of sorcery...
GMC Launches Rival to Space-X Program
Once again, in our history, the space race is heating up. With multiple private and public enterprises diving onto the space exploration bandwagon, GMC...
Atlanta is Changing the Auto Industry
Big things are happening in Atlanta, and the auto industry is changing forever in an effort to keep up with these remarkable events. It’s...
I Want to See Animals Driving the Ford EcoSport
Friends, the 2020 Ford EcoSport is a hell of an SUV. It has four tires, good strong tires that really connect to the road...
The 2021 Chevy Colorado is Full of Spiders
If you like small trucks, I mean really small trucks – the kind of trucks you can fit into your pocket, I’m talking really...
Chevy Offers Spring Breakers Free Ride Into The Ocean
It's Spring Break, and Florida is open for business. With cloudless skies and beautiful surf, the Sunshine State wants to make sure it lives...
The Chevy Subavark: Solving the Problem
As you no doubt know by now, Chevrolet, in its infinite wisdom, recently unveiled its newest offering in the highly competitive SUV/hatchback market: the...
Head of Auto Industry is an A-hole!
Fuel economy is one of the most important aspects of a vehicle to a lot of potential car-buyers – and the auto industry is...
