Covered Wagon or Nissan Pathfinder
There’s a lot of talk out there about these modern vehicles called horseless carriages. Well, I am doubtful that the historical precedent of durability...
Smoke Emerging from a Giant Pile of Tires Outside of GM Headquarters Turns White,...
Here at The Lemon, we’re proud of the journalistic integrity that we adhere to. And every so often, we live up to our namesake...
2023 Chevy Colorado Earns GM Another “Made-up” Award
There are many criteria by which trucks can be judged: engine power and performance, towing and payload capacity, the fullness and girth of their...
Man Makes Shocking Discovery About His GMC Sierra
As an intrepid automotive journalist, I receive a great deal of correspondence from my dedicated fans and readers. Recently, one particular letter caught my...
Science Watch: New Study Confirms Correlation Between Truck Size and Penis Size
It’s no secret the vehicle that a person drives often reflects different aspects of their personality. And while high-end sports cars are synonymous with...
80’s Wrestling Icon Gets Steamy About the Ford Explorer
In recent years, former professional wrestler “The Iron Sheik” has gained a second career as a social media darling. Known for his unchained personality...
Three Ways the Jeep Renegade Embodies the Spirit of The Lemon
Here at The Lemon, we believe in three things: opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve; long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses...
Russia’s Loss is America’s Gain as Traffic Becomes Less of a Hassle
There's a lot of excitement regarding the upcoming 2023 model year. Many of the different brands that are scattered across the entire scope of...
Ford Replaces “Pedestrian Detection” with “Pedestrian Destruction” For All 2024 Models
The innovation and further development in the automotive industry have always been impressive. Among the brands that have always sought to shift the paradigm...
“Karen’s” Scathing Indictment of Cadillac Goes Completely Unread
Ed: Here at The Lemon, we take great pride in our diverse readership. Every day we receive emails from our wide variety of fans:...
Bolt EV Burned Your Family to Death? GM Launches New Support Hotline
It’s no secret that the Chevy Bolt EV has been lighting itself on fire for at least a couple of years now, often resulting...
The Best Nissan to Drive Based on Your Zodiac Sign
There are probably a lot of factors you consider when stopping into your local Nissan dealer for a new ride. I’m sure you have...
We Talked to an Aging Honda Accord Who Argues for the Right to Commit...
One of the most controversial topics that have been heavily debated for the past few decades is euthanasia. Until his passing in 2011, Dr....
Look Out Men: The Silverado Is For Basic B*tches Only
I’ve always felt that pickup trucks like the 2023 Chevy Silverado have been marketed too heavily towards the rough, tough, DIYer types. But you...
Subaru Celebrates the Crosstrek Because No One Else Will
The Subaru Crosstrek is definitely one of the crossover SUVs of all time, and there is no denying that fact. If you’re looking for...
Basement Dwelling Incel Intimidated at the Prospect of Woman Driving a Truck
A notable aspect of the automotive industry is its inclusiveness. It’s a world that’s constantly evolving, both in terms of technological innovation and the...
Musk Announces Exciting New Tesla Features
Elon Musk is in the headlines every goddamn day, and I blame all of you for it. But since that’s what you – my...
The Four Worst Used Chevy Trucks
The Internet is arguably the single-greatest tool for research in all of recorded human history. Nothing else has ever created such a vast network...
Chevy’s Alleged Mafia Ties Make the 2023 Ram 1500 Disappear Under Mysterious Circumstances
Detroit, MI – The long and arduous struggle between law enforcement and organized crime can be traced back to nearly a century ago, with...
O.J. Simpson Recreates Infamous High-Speed Chase With a Nissan Kicks
It’s been remarked before that any publicity, regardless of what the intention might be, is good publicity. With a new model year on the...
